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« on: February 22, 2010, 11:48:54 PM » |
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phoneYeah that about sums it up nicely.
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I came here to chew gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum.
You will have plenty of time later in your life to replace toilets. At your age you are just supposed to pee in them and then go out and live life.- Wombat
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 12:39:51 AM » |
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those comics are radical!
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 01:39:37 AM » |
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My OCD makes me care about things.
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This is amazing!
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 09:53:04 PM » |
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I've wondered the answer to this question all my life. Now I am ready. |
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 01:15:03 AM » |
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"I could tell you the first rule of Spite Club, but I won’t."
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 01:34:33 AM » |
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Dang, I could only take 4.
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What August Said!
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Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 01:39:59 AM » |
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My score was 26, which was a surprise given some of my wimpy answers. Maybe because I thought it wasn't fair that the quiz gave no credit for experience with non-human primates, so I said "yes" to whether I could kick the head off a fast moving baboon. I figured that was the only question that came close.
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What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit? - Nabu
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 02:21:45 AM » |
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35, somehow?
Probably because, though I've never been in a physical fight, I imagine I would, in fact, punch better with the smell of blood in the air.
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"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 06:01:35 PM » |
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this is like that discussion-inducing question: how many 5 year olds could you take? literally, as in a fist fight..... its strange and complicated because of how we esteem children in society. but at the same time, interesting to look at the situation without that aspect.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 08:11:06 PM » |
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I think the baboons are tougher opponents than the 5 year olds. I was sure I could basically empty out kindergartens more than that thing assigned me, with this one I'm pretty sure less than they assigned me would do me in. Perhaps this is due to my familiarity with both children, wild animals and the intersections thereof.  |
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 05:04:52 PM » |
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Apparently I could take 38 baboons in a fight. The quizz failed to ask me an important question though - Have you ever been to the Enchanted Monkey Forrest? Yes. Yes I have. I understand that macaques and baboons are not the same, but I did help out a friend when one of the macaques stole her glasses. It was a pretty astonishing set of events that taught me primates are speedy, crafty, and have much sharper teeth than one would suspect. |
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 06:24:10 PM » |
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a clever person would make punny joke employing the ol' 'macaque-sounds-like-my-cock' idea.
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 08:01:45 PM » |
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 Even taking down one of those bad boys would be a stroke of luck. 40lbs of muscle and attitude. |
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2010, 08:03:37 PM » |
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40lbs of muscle and attitude.
That's how I describe my two-year-old. |
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"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson
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Bulbous, also tapered.
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2010, 08:43:51 PM » |
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40lbs of muscle and attitude.
That's how I describe my c*ck. |
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