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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2010, 09:16:21 PM »

That's how I describe my c*ck.

*faints*
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2010, 10:00:06 PM »

That's how I describe my c*ck.
He'll see your cock and raise you a bone.
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2010, 10:01:38 PM »


Even taking down one of those bad boys would be a stroke of luck.  40lbs of muscle and attitude.
Yes, that's what I was thinking. Some people might be able to keep one at bay, but a second would be virtually impossible.
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