Red Delicious Apples

[greenkoolayd]

My fear (inescapable mental picture) is that some enterprising soul will make suggestive gestures at himself.

that person will most likely cut the flesh from either side of his c*ck.  i scraped the skin on one of my fingers with out even trying.  the blades on that bitch are pretty sharp.

[Doc]

I pack at least 2 granny smiths a day to uni, they're perfect food, portable, not to vulnerable to squishing, crisp, tart and delicious and you can eat them while you're talking and have something to gesture. A cold juicy one from the fridge on a warm morning is a delight.