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« on: March 12, 2010, 02:05:17 PM »
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oh HELLS YES.  I didst laff mightily.
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 02:16:51 PM »
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 02:35:27 PM »
This is indeed the most Fuck You of Fridays.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 02:45:41 PM »
At least Beef's merkin appears to be factory sealed instead of used as his luck would typically dictate.

I love how Teodor barely even wakes up to put his mask on before wrapping back in his blanket. I bet he was having an awesome dream.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 02:59:37 PM »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 12, 2010, 02:45:41 PM
I love how Teodor barely even wakes up to put his mask on before wrapping back in his blanket. I bet he was having an awesome dream.

I suspect that Beef is the one who is dreaming here.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 03:32:07 PM »
Oh, this is a wonderful turn of events.  Terrible for Beef, wonderful for readers.  I'm pretty sure that's the formula.  Anyway, is good.
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 04:28:16 PM »
Interesting aircraft, the engine placement is similar to the McDonnell Douglas MD-80 location but the wings aren't rearward enough and don't have winglets, they're more like the Bombardier CRJ line or the Embraer ERJ line.

I wonder what T & Beef's destination would be on a hodge-podge of art regional jet?

That's most definitely a "Merkin-see". Imagine Ricky Ricardo saying it and it helps.
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 04:42:50 PM »
The wings didn't fall off in my plane crash dream.
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 05:26:59 PM »
Quote from: jay-ell on March 12, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
I suspect that Beef is the one who is dreaming here.

Right, but within that dream Teodor is sleeping and thus likely dreaming within the dream.
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 06:25:32 PM »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 12, 2010, 04:28:16 PM
That's most definitely a "Merkin-see". Imagine Ricky Ricardo saying it and it helps.

 Cheesy a can for joo, mang.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 07:01:51 PM »
Am I the only one who doesn't know what F-Y-F means?
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 07:05:34 PM »
Fuck You Friday, I assumed...
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 07:08:48 PM »
Oh, right.  Of course.
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2010, 12:52:13 AM »
Quote from: CortJstr on March 12, 2010, 02:45:41 PM
At least Beef's merkin appears to be factory sealed instead of used as his luck would typically dictate.

Ominous.
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2010, 01:22:47 AM »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 12, 2010, 04:28:16 PM
Interesting aircraft, the engine placement is similar to the McDonnell Douglas MD-80 location but the wings aren't rearward enough and don't have winglets, they're more like the Bombardier CRJ line or the Embraer ERJ line.

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