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Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
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« on: April 06, 2010, 12:35:08 PM » |
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04062010This is ominous enough, I think I will skip the advertised "Gruesome new Nice Pete piece in the Fanflow."
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 12:43:03 PM » |
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Steve is refrshingly well-drawn, after a string of supporting characters that looked like they were vomited by Onstad's hand.
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 12:45:26 PM » |
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So is this part of the Steve Deneuve service? That he knows things to reassure you constantly? Or is he Phillipe's father? and if he is what happens when he meets Phillipe's mom, who presumably kicked him out for some reason?
Ooooooh shiiiiiit.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 12:47:33 PM » |
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Steve's Onstad; we're Phillipe; home is old achewood. Think about it.
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wombat
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Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 12:52:38 PM » |
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So is this part of the Steve Deneuve service? That he knows things to reassure you constantly?
See, I don't find this reassuring. I find it ominous. There is no good reason for him to be saying this stuff. Especially in this odd calm tone I am hearing him saying it it in. |
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 12:58:16 PM » |
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Steve's Onstad; we're Phillipe; home is old achewood. Think about it.
Onstad is going to burn our home down and replace it with subscription-based model? |
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 01:12:16 PM » |
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See, I don't find this reassuring. I find it ominous. There is no good reason for him to be saying this stuff. Especially in this odd calm tone I am hearing him saying it it in.
Well we wouldn't but that's because we're bad people. Phillipe is 5 and innocent and Steve is a Good Man who would only tell you these things because he feels it impolite to speak about himself. |
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 02:07:14 PM » |
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All I know is that the way th little shaver is strapped in they better not have an impact 'cause it'd snap him around like a fur slinky.
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 02:19:41 PM » |
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So is this part of the Steve Deneuve service? That he knows things to reassure you constantly? Or is he Phillipe's father? and if he is what happens when he meets Phillipe's mom, who presumably kicked him out for some reason?
Ooooooh shiiiiiit.
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 02:33:25 PM » |
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I haven't been filled with simultaneous dread and hope like this since the first time I kissed my now-wife. I love when Onstad sets a scene at night.
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How surprising that your worldview is food-related.
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 02:35:08 PM » |
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All I can say is this better have a happier ending (for me) than the super secret ice cream shop did.
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 03:34:53 PM » |
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Philippe arrives home to the plates with the hot pork chops on 'em. Except the apple sauce is touching the pork chops. Philippe runs screaming into the night and is rescued by Ray in Airwolf and brought back home. Fin.
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 03:50:37 PM » |
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And Keith Moon's head stays behind, eats the chops and apple sauce and then makes sweet sweet otter tongue love to Philippes mom for three days.
Yeah, whackier things have happened.
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 04:07:58 PM » |
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Philippe's dad is a cat? No wonder he left. Cats and otters are pretty incompatible vis a vis water.
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 04:23:04 PM » |
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Cats and otters are pretty incompatible vis a vis water.
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