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« on: April 29, 2010, 07:01:52 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2010, 08:00:33 PM »

Big Wendy makes me giddy with laughter. 
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2010, 08:14:11 PM »

the word whippet always reminds me of this poster i saw in a department store when i was a kid.  it was made to look like a menu for some made up backwoods/nowheresville diner called The Roadkill Cafe.  it had items such as oodles of poodles, sharpei fillet, snippet-o-whippet, and etc.
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2010, 09:05:38 PM »

Y'know, I bet if the neighbor's whippet had that gene-problem it wouldn't have been eaten by a coyote.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2010, 09:12:27 PM »

A coyote ate a whippet? Poor thing, it must have been hungry again an hour later.
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2010, 09:31:02 PM »

HAhaheh!

Yeah, they had two whippets and one Italian Greyhound, now down to one of each. I think they like the bony little things. Me, I turn out the lab and Husky and don't worry about the 170lbs. of dog in the yard.

Sidenote: I was riding up the canyon back to the barn this morning and admiring all the little teacup sized bunnies that have hatched when I turned the last ridge and Mr. Coyote came out of the brush about 30 yards ahead of me. Wasn't afraid at all, which is a bad sign. He gave me & the hoss a good stare while he hunched backed up to drop a trail bar.

I put the heels to my hoss and charged his sorry pooping ass and tried to run him down.

Let me confirm, yet again, that pooping only locks alive stuffed animals into position 'cause he lit out leaving a trail before he got trompled.

He was pretty coated {black/brown/white) and had been eating good but I can't abide a livestock and pet eater without giving 'em a little fear or worse.
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 02:29:47 AM »

I'm surprised a coyote could catch a whippet.  Those things are f a a a a s t.
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 01:16:10 PM »

Yeah, that article fails to answer the most important question - is Wendy's speed enhanced or hindered by her serious muscles?
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