I don't know if I know how to dress for the summer without falling into either "weird hipster asshole" or "weird preppy asshole." I think I am going to default to the latter. I might buy a pair of
go to hell #####. Or else too-short shorts in a GTH color.
I recently discovered the "shoes without socks" paradigm and I am pretty excited about it.
In a fit of overexuberance for the weather I shaved my head. SKINHEAD PREP YEAH.