inev doesn't know how to grocery shop.

[jay-ell]

I'm so picky that the odds of finding a random sandwich I would actually enjoy eating are infinitesimal. But even if I saw a ham and swiss on rye with mayo, lettuce, and red onion sitting in a cooler on the side of the road, I don't think I'd try it.

I'd think about it, and then my inner Mom would say, "Don't eat that! It could be a trap! What if it's poisoned, or laced with drugs so that some creepo watching from the bushes can kidnap you and take you away to a remote warehouse and chop you into tiny pieces?"

But that kind of thing would probably not occur to me if I were a grown man from Texas with a wicked 'stache. I think that line of thinking is the exclusive provenance of suburban white girls with overprotective mothers.

[pmcd9]

I'd hate to go through life paranoid.

[greenkoolayd]

thats all you need, bro.

[Nabubrush]

I would probably eat it if I suspected it was laced with drugs.

The thing that moms don't realize is that people who have drugs and aren't just going to use them are in the business of making money from their drug-related transactions. That doesn't include randomly dispensing them or lacing pot with PCP.

[jay-ell]

I meant "drugs" in the "roofies" sense of the word.