Nudity and the boss

[theinevitable]

one time my roommate and I almost saw each other naked, and then didn't.

we were at a party where everyone got naked. It was kind of weird to see which of my friends had small dicks. One friend was pretty "well endowed" and seemed very aware of that, and proud.
I was moving towards the point of being drunk enough to get naked when the cops came.

I do not want to see any of my coworkers or bosses naked. I also don't want them to see me naked. At all.

well maybe that one cute one.

[side_show]

Beyond that, I want to see everybody naked all the time.

The one thing I have learned from spending so much time in locker rooms is that people are all pretty nice to look at, including the people you wouldn't think would be necessarily so.  The interesting thing is how much time and effort women put into concealing things that, in the end, fall into a category between "not that bad" and "pretty nice."

[miles]

but throw someone you know in, and it's all about measuring up in some way

It was kind of weird to see which of my friends had small dicks. One friend was pretty "well endowed" and seemed very aware of that, and proud.

Heh.

[JorgeFabregas]

I would use the basement locker room to shower and change on the occasions that I rode my bike in to my last job. There were several other businesses in the building and I think only one co-worker had the chance to see my junk. I generally felt ungraceful while peeling off sweaty tights. It's much less subtle than dropping one's shorts.

[pmcd9]

The interesting thing is how much time and effort women put into concealing things that, in the end, fall into a category between "not that bad" and "pretty nice."

That comment deserves a can.

[jay-ell]

I'm sure I've told y'all the story about seeing my English prof naked while I was an undergrad, didn't I? I happened to have a summer school PE class that begin at such a time that I arrived to dress out just as she was finishing her routine morning swim. The first time I discovered this, not only was she completely naked except for a towel (on her hair), she called out to me and we had a conversation.

She is by far the oldest person I've ever seen nude. I never even saw my grandmothers naked when I was a little kid; they were both pretty modest. I've seen my mom naked a lot, but she's not really what I consider "old." My English prof, however, was at the very least in her late 70s, possibly early 80s.

She was petite and old-lady thin, like Estelle Getty, very spry and in good health (obviously, since she swam laps every morning), but not somebody I'd really want to glimpse in the buff. But the way she was totally not weird about it made an impression on me -- being an impressionable college student and all -- and I think realizing (as Smells did) that most people don't look as bad as you'd expect made me less self-conscious about my own nudity in situations where it's expected.

Bosses are different from college professors, though.

[wombat]

OMG, a professor would be even more traumatic. And I don't even want to think about a student seeing me naked. That's the worst permutation of this that I can imagine.

[Nabubrush]

I saw my step-mother naked when I was maybe 15. She might have been 35ish. She was horrified, but I was down with it.