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« on: December 17, 2010, 09:40:27 AM »

...the first Achewood quote that comes to your mind?



"Can't talk now, bro.  I'm 3 ballin"
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 11:55:42 AM »

"Beats me man, beats me why some people are dicks. Sure as hell ain't my scene."

Though at this point that might be an Inev's sig quote.
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 11:58:21 AM »

"not afraid of the fuck*ng police." It is the one i use most often in everyday life, although yesterday I also had occasion to say "my heart's explodin.'"

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 12:57:26 PM »

"Why can't I wake up with the gin already in me?"

Although the most recent one I used was "Six times?"
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 01:57:24 PM »

"What the HELL people"

I just looked at the strip with Beef's collection of T-shirts the other day, so there you go.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2010, 02:37:29 PM »

Knuckleheads since small times
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 02:52:42 PM »

What we need more of is science.
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 03:15:15 PM »

"These knives!"
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 03:27:41 PM »

not on the sofa, fellas
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 04:22:57 PM »

DO YOU WANT SOME FRITATTA?
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 04:30:51 PM »

"not afraid of the fuck*ng police."



Me too.
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2010, 05:03:34 PM »

DO YOU WANT SOME FRITATTA?

I tend to use that as a non-sequitur on people when they are being a bit over-demanding of me.

Say it in a kinda big hollow voice and it shuts their yapper good.

But the first thing I thought of was "Because of a problem."

I cut people off with that when they wind up to over explain on an issue when all I really want to fuck*ng hear is their solution.

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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2010, 05:28:17 PM »

"Don't do cocaine at me you son of a bitch!"
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2010, 05:35:30 PM »

My other favourite Todd-related "Sucking dick bought this van."
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2010, 06:06:31 PM »

Why find out?
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