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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2011, 03:25:13 PM »
I was wrong. You guys are ALL assholes.

My plans today are to skip church (accidentally, boo), skip my sister-in-law's super bowl party (yay), and hang out with my mom.

I have already opened my presents from the kids. My daughter got me a tube of fuchsia lipstick and my son got me an Angelina Ballerina toy.

Also: Pedro made me 3 mix discs with a bunch of sappy ballads and jazz standards, and he played them while giving me a manicure and a massage, it was awesome.

Also Also: I got an iPod dock/CD player from my in-laws, so i finally have a way to listen to all these mixdiscs you people keep sending me that doesn't involve overriding my kids' music choices in the car. Hooray!
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2011, 03:38:11 PM »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 06, 2011, 04:47:59 AM
I finally get to use this song that I am pretty into.

Hey, JL, your secret santa present will come one day. And it will be combined with a birthday present!

Sorry to be a bad dude on your birthday. Happy birthday!

I mailed mine on Thurday! And only because my BFF stopped by to drop something off and happened to mention she was going to the post office next! So thanks for the gift of letting me know that I am not the worst dude, but only the second-worst.
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2011, 05:58:46 PM »
Quote from: wombat on February 06, 2011, 03:05:26 PM
You can't avoid the PUG SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

This is the most horrifying birthday thread ever.

And it's all for you, JL. Happy happy
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2011, 06:25:49 PM »
I declare May to be JL's parents getting their bone on Month.

Quote from: wombat on February 06, 2011, 03:05:26 PM
You can't avoid the PUG SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

That pug is not singing, she's screaming in agony.
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2011, 06:29:08 PM »
Don't forget Puppy Bowl starts at 3. There is a great pug mix in the starting lineup.
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« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2011, 04:32:55 AM »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 06, 2011, 02:23:44 PM
On this day set aside for silent contemplation on the wreckage your birth laid unto your dearest mothers womb and nether regions, set aside some time to reflect on how special a man you father is for aiding her in her time of recovery from the horrors you inflicted, the man who patiently allowed his beloved damaged spouse to heal and then gently, lovingly and rapaciously resumed plowing her like the north 40 for the entirety of your life and, indeed, for the rest of the foreseeable future,

Happy day of your birth, sweetie.

It's kind of like christmas and easter, y'know?
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2011, 12:06:46 AM »
I was off the internet, mostly, but I do want to wish you late happiness.
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2011, 02:19:26 AM »
I will accept your excuse only because I strongly suspect that you were busy getting your bone on.
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2011, 03:06:58 AM »
And how!
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