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« on: February 20, 2011, 11:17:19 AM »
It returns!
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 12:04:29 PM »
I'm kind of sad, and afraid. I had got used to the idea that Achewood was gone forever. What if he hurts again?

Strip was kind of bleh too, but he gets some lee-way because it's practically a blog post excusing his absence.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 01:29:17 PM »
Well, I chuckled.  I had to check my fridge for giggling money.
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2011, 02:30:56 PM »
Quote from: Doc on February 20, 2011, 12:04:29 PM
I'm kind of sad, and afraid. I had got used to the idea that Achewood was gone forever. What if he hurts again?

Shut up.

I loved it. I like it when they break the fourth wall, or whatever wall it is in a comic strip, once in a while, and this seemed like just the correct moment.
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 03:28:42 PM »
Daddy's home, with some half-formed explanations about where he's been, booze on his breath and urine stains on his #####, a sheepish expression in his eyes. We'll see how long he stays this time, but we'll enjoy it while it lasts.
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2011, 03:53:43 PM »
Quote from: lprkn on February 20, 2011, 03:28:42 PM
and urine stains on his #####

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2011, 04:24:21 PM »
Teodor is looking at his hands in the first panel like... like he was disembodied all this time and now he can see his hands again. But Ray spent the hiatus wandering the streets. I don't know, I guess maybe that makes sense.
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2011, 06:50:34 PM »
I like the idea of Lyle and Ray getting on with business. I mean, Lyle and Ray? What could go wrong, amirite?

Then I remember this strip was what lprkn said and understand that there will never ever be follow up.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2011, 07:15:25 PM »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 20, 2011, 06:50:34 PM
Then I remember this strip was what lprkn said and understand that there will never ever be follow up.

Shut UP.
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2011, 07:37:58 PM »
damn, this was so bad. Trying too hard to be funny by applying certain Achewood formulas.
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2011, 09:24:50 PM »
Fake it till you make it. At least he's trying.
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2011, 09:56:06 PM »
my faith won't be restored until regular updates happen for a few weeks in a row, sorry
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2011, 11:01:53 PM »
I will remain cautiously optimistic for the time being
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2011, 11:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Choop on February 20, 2011, 09:56:06 PM
my faith won't be restored until regular updates happen for a few weeks in a row, sorry

At this point I would be happy if he stuck to his once a month schedule.
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2011, 02:48:48 AM »
I love wombat's theory that when they aren't regularly updating, the Achewood characters are in some tortured barely-even-ethereal floating limbo hell, sort of like the exorcised ghosts in BEETLEJUICE.

I'll go with that.
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