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« Reply #120 on: March 19, 2011, 11:24:49 PM »

All in all, upon finishing my reading, I imagined a little boy who stepped out from a screen of Zorro to witness his parents gunned down in an alleyway by Ronald MacDonald.

"Did you ever," the clown might have asked the boy, "dance with the devil in food folks and fun?"
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« Reply #121 on: March 20, 2011, 01:36:56 AM »

man, that Atlantic article is so dumb.
"the real arts"
"if culinary perfection is achieved, the meal becomes downright holy" is a major misreading of that section of the Omnivore's Dilemma.
"Is any other subculture reported on so exclusively by its own members? Or with a frequency and an extensiveness that bear so little relation to its size?" music? art?

also of course it turns into dumb-ass vegetarian moralizing.
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« Reply #122 on: March 20, 2011, 02:37:02 AM »

also of course it turns into dumb-ass vegetarian moralizing.

Yeah, he's vegan so it's bound to happen.
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« Reply #123 on: March 20, 2011, 08:28:23 AM »

He likes Texas barbecue, apparently.
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« Reply #124 on: March 21, 2011, 04:34:35 PM »

You know how everyone is gay for Nabu?

Everyone is a carnivore for Texas barbecue. It's that irresistible.
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« Reply #125 on: March 21, 2011, 04:39:32 PM »

I'm a carnivore for Memphis barbecue.  Hell, I'd be a cannibal for Memphis barbecue.
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« Reply #126 on: March 21, 2011, 09:33:45 PM »

Hell, I'd be a cannibal for Memphis barbecue.

a similar situation is what caused that outbreak of mad cow disease(hoof/mouth disease?).
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