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Question: Should I ditch work and go riding through the canyons?
Stand, sing the company song three times and get your ass back to work, bitch-ass. - 4 (44.4%)
Hells yeah, maybe you can fall and die while you're at it! - 3 (33.3%)
Isn't that an outside activity? Uhhh, no then. - 0 (0%)
Ditch? Canyons? Is this about sex? - 1 (11.1%)
WTF, man. Go eat a bowl of dicks. - 1 (11.1%)
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« on: June 02, 2011, 03:37:46 PM »

BTW, there is a big outbreak of equine herpes virus dash 1 going on. Except instead of giving the hosss sores in unsightly places, this version attacks their nervous system and cripples or kills them.

Like I needed MORE reasons to avoid other riders while out and about.
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 03:42:02 PM »

Sorry.

So tempted to lock this.
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 11:34:55 PM »

Didn't you just have a long weekend in the US? 

Also, it's Thursday, come on. 

P.S.: I have no right to any opinion as I have booked off Friday and Monday.
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 01:58:42 AM »

BOO!



YAAAAAAH!

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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 01:59:32 AM »

I sung the song but it didn't work...
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 02:05:23 AM »

Can I change my vote to bag instead of bowl?
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 02:09:23 AM »

You sounds like Spouse, all stuck in a foreign place where it's raining so hard it's like being inside a cloud with food poisoning.

Buncha Donny Downers ya are ya are.

My ass hurts from the saddle.
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 02:20:13 AM »

I sung the song but it didn't work...
Which song? "Dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-Bonanza?"
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 02:33:39 AM »

Which song? "Dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-da-da-dun-Bonanza?"

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I prefer this one, though.

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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2011, 02:50:02 AM »

You sounds like Spouse, all stuck in a foreign place where it's raining so hard it's like being inside a cloud with food poisoning.

Buncha Donny Downers ya are ya are.

My ass hurts from the saddle.

Yeah. From the saddle. When the spouse's away the Ash will play.
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2011, 02:51:57 AM »

Yeah, when she was all worried about the ladies making moves on me while she was away...

Oops, look what happened!
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2011, 03:01:25 AM »

Hey, you're an archetype! Not Gary Cooper, but an archetype all the same!

Maybe a Tom of Finland cowboy, I think he did cowboys. I'm sorry - this'll wear off soon, I promise.
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2011, 03:08:45 AM »

Well giddyup hoss!

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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2011, 03:13:10 AM »

Broken image = the man trying to keep Nabu down (but I caught it on my phone).







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« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2011, 01:15:39 PM »

Well giddyup hoss!

I'll take two, please!
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