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« Reply #60 on: July 04, 2011, 09:49:50 AM »
I got that motherfucker - he hasn't opened every jar of peanut butter ever.

Not to mention it's clear that jar was already opened! He took the new life out, that bastard.
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« Reply #61 on: July 04, 2011, 10:39:59 AM »
It's quite clear what happened. Obviously the night before filming the presenter would have been a bit tense and prayed for it to go off all right, G-d would have heard that prayer and then intervened. As evolution is caused by the devil and G-d can easily thwart the Great Adversary it would have been the work of a moment to cast out all the natural selection demons from the pot. After which He presumably retired to watch a parasitic worm eat a toddler's eye from the inside out somewhere in central Africa without intervening due to ineffability.
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« Reply #62 on: July 04, 2011, 10:43:06 AM »
His shit is always so inscrutable.
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« Reply #63 on: July 04, 2011, 02:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 04, 2011, 04:25:48 AM
god made man
but he used a monkey to do it

Why, God? Why?
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« Reply #64 on: July 04, 2011, 02:46:39 PM »
I know, seriously. I'd like my pincers and antennae that I might have got ripped out of and maybe 18 legs dammit.
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.

If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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« Reply #65 on: July 04, 2011, 03:07:40 PM »
So like a . . . like a human centipede?
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« Reply #66 on: July 04, 2011, 03:39:17 PM »
As long as I can snip shit at will and spray poison it's all good. Eyes on retractable stalks would be a rocking bonus.
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« Reply #67 on: July 04, 2011, 04:27:51 PM »
But not like a . . . you know, a human centipede.
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« Reply #68 on: July 04, 2011, 07:13:33 PM »
Quote from: Nabubrush on July 04, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
But not like a . . . you know, a human centipede.
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« Reply #69 on: July 04, 2011, 09:32:33 PM »
HUMANCENTiPAD. (Edit: Possibly, perhaps probably, NSFW)

Anyone else see that episode? The Cartman getting fucked by his mom gag killed me.
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« Reply #70 on: July 05, 2011, 03:22:10 AM »
I do enjoy a nicely-played GOOD LORD.
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« Reply #71 on: July 17, 2011, 02:43:01 AM »
You lot need to learn some lessons from the civilised side of the Atlantic

EDIT: I'm too late
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« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2011, 03:06:55 AM »
Quote from: Drygioni on July 17, 2011, 02:43:01 AM
You lot need to learn some lessons from the civilised side of the Atlantic

EDIT: I'm too late

you guys colonized all the good places, anyway.
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