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« on: June 29, 2011, 05:41:37 AM »

Happy Birthday, Ash!

Despite the fact that we disagree on a seemingly endless list of things, I find you incredibly hard to ignore/dislike. You are a smart guy and a good person. Keep on doing that.
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 06:14:21 AM »

Hashy Ashday!
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 06:28:29 AM »

Happy birthday old man.  Have a great one.
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 08:02:57 AM »

A new year of Ash: Older, Crankier, Drunker.

Looking forward to it, big man.
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 08:31:20 AM »

Fuck you, you dick!

Hey, shit, no . . . I meant Happy Birthday!
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 01:04:57 PM »

Every year, it surprises me that Ash has a birthday. It seems like he would have just sprung, fully-formed, from the sweat of Thor's brow or something.

Happy Birthday, may your swerve be epic.
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 02:30:34 PM »

I always imagine him rising slowly out of a swamp, with camo makeup smeared all over his face. And maybe a knife clenched in his teeth.
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2011, 02:36:22 PM »

I always imagine him rising slowly out of a swamp, with camo makeup smeared all over his face. And maybe a knife clenched in his teeth.

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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 02:43:07 PM »

youre my fake-internet-peer, but you have the wisdom and crotchetiness of an uncle.  happy birthday.  i hope youre getting what you deserve, right this minute. 
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2011, 02:58:05 PM »

youre my fake-internet-peer, but you have the wisdom and crotchetiness of an uncle.
He called you avuncular! Are you going to sit there and take that?
i hope youre getting what you deserve, right this minute. 
Or as the Chinese say, may you live in interesting times.
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2011, 06:00:47 PM »

Enjoy your nachos!
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2011, 07:47:42 PM »

I'm with JL, but if you want to celebrate a birthday, I'm not going to argue.
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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2011, 01:23:34 AM »

Thanks guys. I need an excuse to eat cake, drink rum and play BlackOps anyways.
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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 01:45:00 AM »

Thanks guys. I need an excuse to eat cake, drink coconut rum and play BlackOps anyways.
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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 02:56:08 AM »

Thanks guys. I need want an excuse to eat cake, drink rum and play BlackOps anyways.
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