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« on: August 12, 2011, 03:49:37 PM »

Happy birthday, dude.

I've mentioned this before but yours is easy to remember as it is the same as Spouse. So. Here's the song:

Happy Birthday to you
You post in a zoo
You look like a TOUAMBIE
And smell like one too!
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 04:22:55 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 05:07:28 PM »

Like.

Happy B-day, KM. Enjoy a cake. Or nachos. You know, go wild.
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 05:11:26 PM »

Cort, its your birthday!  Have a happy one!
-JW
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 05:15:36 PM »

Never pass up an excuse for cake.
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 05:27:52 PM »

How many times am I gonna have to wish you a dang ol' Happy Birthday today?  Somebody needs to develop an app that will propagate birthday wishes through the entire social network universe.
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 06:35:52 PM »

You get two birthday wishes from me because your are doubly cool.

Happy Nachos Day. I hope a hot lady sits on your cake.
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 07:35:43 PM »

It's nacho time!
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 07:57:07 PM »

No nachos for me today. Instead I'm going to Ray's the Steaks. It should be almost as good as nachos.

Thanks everybody.
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 10:59:30 PM »

Good luck with that.

In honour of the day*, I've decided that charred flesh on the grill and a festive outing to Drinking Island is in order.

*any excuse. any.
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2011, 11:43:51 PM »

I'm cringing over Ray's the Steaks.
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2011, 10:21:44 AM »

Happy birthday Cort! May you always find what you research!
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2011, 04:54:15 PM »

I'm cringing over Ray's the Steaks.

His other restaurants: Ray's the Classics and Ray's Hellburger. The owner's name is Michael.
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2011, 05:20:33 PM »

that makes PERFECT sense.
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2011, 10:24:39 PM »

I never realized the joke in Ray's Hellburger before. I still don't get the point of Ray's the Classics, though.
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