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« on: August 14, 2011, 09:28:07 PM »
...To wish sMets a happy birthday.

You may have issues, but jocularity certainly makes them tolerable. Do a thing, y'all.

ALSO: thank the magical jeebus you aren't on ggogly+ or I'd be doing this *3. I'll rack some Sailor Jerry in your honour.
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 09:56:50 PM »
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wait.... youre only 32?!  goodness.  that will be a lot of spankins.
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 12:19:34 AM »
Happy Birthday to a man of many words.  Hope you had a good one!
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 01:31:23 AM »
I do have more issues than Newsweek but I do try to have a sense of humour about it, thank you.

Thanks for the good thoughts!
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 02:18:07 AM »
Hey man... happy birthday!
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 04:03:31 AM »
I'monna go all happy birthday upside your head.
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 12:45:39 PM »
I'm so discombobulated by my new computer that I can't find the pug singing happy birthday, so you get his one instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklRvF98qHA
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 12:58:00 PM »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 15, 2011, 01:31:23 AM
I do have more issues than Newsweek but I do try to have a sense of humour about it, thank you.

Thanks for the good thoughts!

We used to say, about a certain person we once knew, "She doesn't just have issues, she's got a whole darn subscription."

I did this elsewhere yesterday, but, Happy Cake & Nachos Day. At least, I hope it was, since it's over now.
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 01:38:25 PM »
Happy late birthday man. May all your puns be effortless.
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 12:00:36 AM »
I can't believe he calls you and not me. How am I not the guy TOUMBIEs call? I'm jovial! I'm avuncular! I'm drunk!

Happy birthday, anyway. Fuck.
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 03:05:37 AM »
Well, my version of "he called me" is more like "I pushed a thumb into your breastbone pinning you to the wall and talked into your face from four inches away for twenty minutes."

Tactics, baby, tactics.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 06:20:23 PM »
You have found reason to carry on this far!

¡Salud!
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