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« on: August 16, 2011, 01:23:24 PM »

It's your dang birthday.  Have a good one.
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 01:26:51 PM »

Nachtmystium!
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 02:20:14 PM »

fuck yeah viking party!

(i would leave out the raping and church-burning, but im a prude, so...)
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 05:28:35 PM »

Didn't you just have a birthday? Well, whatever. Here's something random for you - guy ahead of me in line for the plane has a t-shirt that reads "NRA - Family, Freedom & Firearms. Welcome to my world!" Am I in his world now?

Anyway, have a festive occasion and don't spend it all in one place.
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 06:13:01 PM »

I hope your Oki-Nachos are satisfying.
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 08:43:17 PM »

Less leper, more Khan! on this fine day.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 08:57:53 PM »

Thanks to Jough, I still read it as "Le Porkin.'" I have to force myself to use his real name when I talk about him in front of my Mom.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 11:05:55 PM »

I've always parsed it as Lil' Porkin'.
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 11:26:09 PM »

El Porkin? He's a dude you can share some dumplings and noodles with. He's good people.
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 12:19:26 AM »

Happy birthday, dude. Hopefully you've got a lil' porkin' in your schedule sometime today.
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 12:27:19 AM »

El Porkin? He's a dude you can share some dumplings and noodles with. He's good people.

That he is. We probably don't acknowledge this enough around here.
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 11:13:38 AM »

Thanks guys. (And Jough, wherever you are)

Sadly, no porkin' was had, but I'm still new to this rock and (mostly) young.
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2011, 12:14:46 AM »

Thanks guys. (And Jough, wherever you are)

Sadly, no porkin' was had, but I'm still new to this rock and (mostly) young.

YOU. ARE. RAD.
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