Lesson of the Day...

[jay-ell]

The only problem with that deal for practical purposes is that those vibrators tend to make a fair bit of noise.

The lady at the store told me which ones were quietest, and she put batteries in them so I could decide. The one I got is very stealthy.

[Doc]

So if when Pedro uses that in public he has to say 'Stealth mode: Activated'

[side_show]

If you go to sleep with a little bit of popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth, it will still be there in the morning. 

[miles]

Lesson of the Day: certain bullet vibrators with a wireless remote are tuned to the same frequency, meaning that you can control more than one with the same remote.

Hopefully you will discover this by having the lady at the sex shop test the one you are about to buy and noticing that the other one on the countertop also vibrates when she turns on yours.
Hopefully you will not discover, while out to dinner with your date, that someone else in the restaurant has one, too.

I'm pretty sure this is a scene straight out of the movie Shortbus.

[Nabubrush]

That movie is delightful.

[miles]

Oh no, make her look it up on the internets.

Or, she could just watch Shortbus.

[Nabubrush]

Or, she could just watch Shortbus.

Odds of that happening = odds of Wombat and Oatmeal co-writing a book.

[Asherdan]

Don't reach in the toaster over too damn fast without looking your way. That top element will burn a crispy line across the top of your hand and make a funky smell while it's at it.