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« on: September 21, 2011, 03:51:23 AM »

A two gallon water cooler is just about the right size to hold a large movie theater popcorn.

I was thinking, we have the Today I'm Gonna which is kinda like a Facebook thread, You Tube Thread, we have the Non Youtube thread which is kinda like our Reddit or Digg, so I thought, what the hell, might as well have our version of Twitter.  This thread would be that thread.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 11:55:59 AM »

How is asshole bleaching done?

Does one just sit in a tub with some Clorox in it, or what?
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 12:05:09 PM »

How is asshole bleaching done?

Does one just sit in a tub with some Clorox in it, or what?

i triple dog dare you to do a google image search of that question.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 01:27:54 PM »

I swear I heard a "pshh" noise while driving this morning. Now I'm super paranoid that there's shit in my tire
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 01:33:39 PM »

After a chest x-ray the picture lady noted I have "big old lungs." I assume this is good? She didn't explain.
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 02:32:15 PM »

i just found the future mother of my children:







her name is fluvia lacerda and she is a "plus size" model from brazil.
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 06:51:43 PM »

In that first picture, yes, that is an amazingly hot lady. In the third, bleh, the make-up looks cartoonish.

Some of the hottest women in the world are plus-size models, for my money, the ones at the near-size of the plus size modeling, who really shouldn't even be considered plus size in a sane society. Damn.

5'11 and a little marshmellow pooch-belly please. HOT DAMN.
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2011, 03:10:50 AM »

That woman is fuck*ng FINE.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 08:34:43 PM »

I'd hit that.
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 09:10:29 PM »

no fat chicks.

there is a really particular size of lady, not horribly smaller than that, that turns off the man-brain and turns on the ape-brain.

THIS IS A HOMEBOY.
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 09:35:02 PM »

Goddammit, would Spouse like the mint or the turquoise suede seat material on her new saddle?
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2011, 01:33:33 AM »

My vote would be for turquoise, but I am not your lady.

Thing I do at hardware stores:  try to convince myself out of 1) asking for help 2) buying supplies I don't have because I could make do with half-assed other stuff that would sort of do the job.  End result - asked for help, which was helpful, and bought the gloves that will protect from acids (I finally convinced myself that "no, my leather garden gloves are not a reasonable substitute).
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2011, 01:41:02 AM »

SO BE IT

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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2011, 04:59:03 AM »

would you call that turquoise? i'd say it's more of a sky blue. it's a little too rich to be baby blue- well, maybe not "rich" but- oh, you know what i'm saying. i feel like i'd like to see something pretty close to that, but with a little green added. you know? it's almost kind of a sapphire right now, isn't it. you know what, maybe mint *would* be nice. can i see that one?





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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2011, 01:28:41 PM »

Cornflower blue is what you call that.  In that my vintage wedding dress had tiny cornflower blue forget-me-nots embroidered on it, I'm even more partial to that colour than mint, so thumbs up from me.





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