You gotta be kidding me, those pee pee kids were showing way more musicianship than the Metallica kids. And they weren't pretending to be adults so they definitely win big in this comparison.
I admit, I didn't make it all the way through the peepee video. They were shrieking into microphones and shuffling around like head trauma victims, I couldn't take it. The Metallica kids, though, were actually playing guitars and drums such that the original melody and style of the song was preserved. That's pretty impressive for a bunch of 8, 9, and 10 year olds. How well did
you play the guitar when you were 8?
Sure, the Mini Metallica's front man was a bit shrill, but even he was doing his best to be a showman and not just a singer. And as for kids pretending to be adults, I'll take that over an excessively precious ditty about bodily fluids any day.