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« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2011, 04:17:37 PM »
Don't forget the paddles!

(what was that creek's name?)
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« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2011, 04:54:29 PM »
Quote from: side_show on October 20, 2011, 03:03:14 PM
See, now you just have to train to run a half mile, which is really not that much.

I'm not worried, it's all downhill.
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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2011, 04:56:23 PM »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 19, 2011, 10:33:54 PM
blind runner-in case you feel poopy today

I have a distant relative in Poland who is a blind runner. He set the world record for a person with a disability at the Paralympics in 2000. He's mentioned briefly in this article; all the good pieces on the race are in Polish.

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I'm not worried, it's all downhill.

Hell, you could *roll* half a mile, then.
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« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2011, 05:53:41 PM »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 20, 2011, 04:56:23 PM
Hell, you could *roll* half a mile, then.

Damn, harsh figments, wombles.
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« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2011, 05:58:44 PM »
You can't leave the boat at the creek it'll get stolen.  Now you have to train running downhill half a mile carrying a rowboat.
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« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2011, 07:45:08 PM »
The only boat I own is inflatable and looks like a raccoon. On the bright side it'll be easy to carry.
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« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2011, 08:31:21 PM »
So really, all you need to be sure of is that you train to maintain a lung capacity capable of maintaining the inflatedness of a raccoon shaped boat.  Wait... is that a sentence?  Is it a sentence that would make sense out of context?  What the hell is going on here?
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« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2011, 09:46:59 PM »
or also carry a pump
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« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2011, 09:57:45 PM »
also, oars are effective weapons, just in case.
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« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2011, 10:28:06 PM »
You know how many people a raccoon based boat is going to freak right the dickens out? If you can make that chittering-hiss sound they make when annoyed with you the darn thing could turn into an offensive weapon.
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« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2011, 02:49:25 AM »
Just found this interesting App for running both outdoors and on machines - it selects a playlist from your own music and also adjusts the actual beats within a song to your running needs.  Looks interesting. 
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« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2011, 12:05:43 PM »
run, fatboy, run-nine pound hammer
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« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2011, 12:37:57 PM »
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run, fatboy, run-nine pound hammer

Hey, that movie just arrived yesterday from Netflix.  Gonna watch it tomorrow probably.
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