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« Reply #90 on: January 05, 2012, 04:28:13 AM »
I don't drink at all.  Does that mean you don't want to party with me?
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« Reply #91 on: January 05, 2012, 02:33:49 PM »
No, I'm just saying it would suck to spend Christmas with my family if I didn't like them and they didn't have booze in the house. At least half of my good friends don't drink.
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« Reply #92 on: January 05, 2012, 04:16:47 PM »
My parents and brother are fine. They don't drink, but I like them.

The extended family is a drama hurricane, and although I am not much of a drinker myself, being around them for five straight hours would be more bearable if I could pound a couple of jack and cokes while I was there.

I muddled through by roping the tolerable few into a board game, so it was all good.
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« Reply #93 on: January 05, 2012, 07:09:53 PM »
There was once a Christmas with my in-laws where my MIL assigned me the duty of assuring a drink was in her hands at all times.  I was actually pretty fun.
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« Reply #94 on: January 05, 2012, 07:27:37 PM »
Being caught at a gathering without an adult beverage or nine is a completely foreign concept to me.

Don'cha people go to a fambly gathering and ask where the cooler lineup is? Y'know, the spot against a wall where everyone puts their little six-pack cooler of drinks that they'd like to have and maybe share?

Leaving your beverage fate in the hands of others is pure fools gold made out of water and some cheap-ass fake kool aid mix.

With what no booze to put in it and fix 'er up right, neither.
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« Reply #95 on: January 05, 2012, 08:22:54 PM »
Welcome to presbyterian english family celebration where we raise the roof like its 1922 and we pretend to tolerate each other for a few hours. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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« Reply #96 on: January 05, 2012, 08:43:14 PM »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 05, 2012, 08:22:54 PM
Welcome to presbyterian english family celebration where we raise the roof like its 1922 and we pretend to tolerate each other for a few hours. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

If this also involves itchy sweaters, bow ties and hair greased into place permanently then it's no wonder the axe-man runs amok time to time. Those damn crackers haven't figured out the right pressure valve for the box they're shoving everthing down into.
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« Reply #97 on: January 06, 2012, 12:05:06 AM »
not drinking is fine, i wouldn't begrudge it of anybody. so long as they don't begrudge my drinking.

it's like, you're free to swing your arms wantonly, but your right to do so ends at my face.
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« Reply #98 on: January 06, 2012, 12:25:26 AM »
Quote from: Choop on January 06, 2012, 12:05:06 AM
it's like, you're free to swing your arms wantonly, but your right to do so ends at my face.

that applies to everything in life.  perfect.  you have the rights to a tcodp.
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« Reply #99 on: January 06, 2012, 12:40:00 AM »
Half my family drinks too much and half doesn't drink at all. I fuck it all up by spending half my time in each camp.
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« Reply #100 on: January 06, 2012, 02:10:44 AM »
nobody in my extended family drinks more than like a glass of wine with dinner. Maybe they secretly all get drunk on wine when I am not around.

None of them wanted spiked eggnog OR spiked apple cider. Even my brother (who is 20) does not drink at all. What gives? I drink so much.
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« Reply #101 on: January 06, 2012, 02:46:46 AM »
I have hell of alcoholics on both sides of my family.  I drank my share, but I quit four years ago.  Don't miss it much at all.
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« Reply #102 on: January 06, 2012, 02:50:27 AM »
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Half my family drinks too much and half doesn't drink at all. I fuck it all up by spending half my time in each camp.

Good. Keep 'em guessing.
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« Reply #103 on: January 06, 2012, 05:02:13 AM »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 06, 2012, 02:46:46 AM
I have hell of alcoholics on both sides of my family.  I drank my share, but I quit four years ago.  Don't miss it much at all.

Four years ago I couldn't imagine going a full week without a drink, but recently I sometimes think that this will eventually be my fate. But the beer! Oh, the beer! How do you not miss the beer?
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« Reply #104 on: January 06, 2012, 05:33:29 AM »
Man I seriously did not drink for like 2 years unless I got cocaine beforehand and knew I would drink that day.  I would usually just have like 3-4 to take the edge off the blow.  Anyways, in the last 3-4 months I have been drinking again.  I have only gotten drunk once, and it was prearranged, we had adderal  and with an old friend.  Anyways, the point is beer is fuck*ng awesome and I wish it didn't get you drunk.  Why do they have to make it so damn tasty?  I don't know if I can not drink again.

My problem with booze is a bit different than most peoples.  I hate being drunk but love being drunk and on uppers, so everytime I would get drunk I would try to get cocaine and if I couldn't find it I would just use my stash of adderal.  That is why I had to stop drinking and take it down to like 3-4 times a year when I get an eight ball before hand then go all out.  Also, I am high on herb literally constantly, so I don't know if that makes it easier to not drink?  Probably
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