I am so with August and Jough when it comes to the Sims. Or, the fuck*ng Sims aas they are now known to me.
What scares me, is how a game where nothing interesting happens, and all you do is sit and watch them do nothing interesting, is constantly taking up 9 places on the gaming top ten sales chart!!
This is why I bought the Sims. I wanted to know what the big deal was. And so far, I have managed to get them through the part of the game I control. What they do at work I don't know. But at home, they each are very boring. They talk about nothing, they eat really slow and when they are done, they throw their trash on the floor, right next to the wastebasket. At least they don't shit wherever they want if I don't direct them to the can, although it is fun watching them run there.
I can't get them to make out, though. What gives?
If these were real people I would never want to be friends with them. I need a module: Sim Chemical Ali. Lets have some fun with these boring Sims.
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