Triumph of the weekend, on retrospect: The Asshole did not rant on and on about his boyfriend and how his boyfriend was so touched that he got him a huge-ass teddy bear..
Was so touched...huge ass....teddy bear.....his boyfriend......
Must not connect dots.....image of asshat neighbor having anal sex with large-posteriored plush animal.....
dammit. Valentines day will never be the same.
To be entirely fair, it was Asshat's Boyfriend who ended up with the teddy bear, and I don't know the guy at all -- except that apparently he's head over heels for Asshat, which makes me wonder, but...
Oh, never mind. I'm not going to rant on this, just put in my three days and hitch a bus to Boston.