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« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2004, 08:05:09 AM »
I love how we've now subdivided ourselves into alt.country assholes with crushes on Neko Case and hell no depression also a love of cartoon cats.

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because this is my thread DAMMIT and i'm taking CONTROL again:
Crazy Drunk Hillbilly- "IT'S A ROOTIN' TOOTIN' AWWW GOD SOMETIMES I CRY!"
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« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2004, 08:08:04 AM »
Your second subdivision confuses me, but I am going where there's no depression (the bathroom).
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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2004, 02:19:21 PM »
I'm seconding the alt.country assholeness. Tonight I'm going to see Southern Culture on the Skids. Not as good lookin' as Neko (thanks for the link, btw), but awesome nonetheless.

How 'bout "Booty Call" brand malt liquor?
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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2004, 10:43:35 PM »
Hell, I was alt.country when alt.country wasn't cool.
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« Reply #34 on: February 29, 2004, 03:27:14 PM »
When was alt.country not cool? I call bullshit.

That is, I Call Bullshit brand liquor. When you get drunk enough you tell everyone that you're on to them.
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« Reply #35 on: February 29, 2004, 09:08:19 PM »
I have no idea whether I'm an alt.country asshole or not, so I am unclear on whether or not to mock you, but I do internet-heart "Deep Red Bells" desperately.
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« Reply #36 on: February 29, 2004, 11:52:12 PM »
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I have no idea whether I'm an alt.country asshole or not, so I am unclear on whether or not to mock you, but I do internet-heart "Deep Red Bells" desperately.


That song appeared on Carlos D's mix and it's beautiful.

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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2004, 01:22:09 AM »
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I have no idea whether I'm an alt.country asshole or not, so I am unclear on whether or not to mock you, but I do internet-heart "Deep Red Bells" desperately.


That song appeared on Carlos D's mix and it's beautiful.

~Paul

Yes, this would be where I heard it first. I would elaborate on my love for it, but this is the Kitchen and not the Conservatory.

Another new liquor: "I Can't Believe It's Not a Soft Drink," for those of us who have issues with booze tasting like booze.
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« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2004, 01:37:09 AM »
How about a malt liquor called "The Man" as in "I coulda been something, but The Man held me down."
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Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!


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« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2004, 01:44:00 AM »
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How about a malt liquor called "The Man" as in "I coulda been something, but The Man held me down."


Going with that theme: The Flu. "I can't come into work today. I got The Flu last night."
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« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2004, 02:09:11 AM »
Damn, I don't know enough about alcohol to be any good at this game, but now I think I should try to get mole rats into every thread tonight.  Something like Damaraland Bitter - Has a Bite like a Mole Rat.
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« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2004, 03:14:17 PM »
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Damaraland Bitter - Has a Bite like a Mole Rat.

You could probably sell massive quantities of this -- more on college campuses with good biology programs.
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2004, 10:15:36 PM »
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http://www.kutie.com/html/fotos/neko.html


Oh.  Oh, my.
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2004, 11:18:29 PM »
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Oh.  Oh, my.


What's happened to your carefully monitored little world in your absence?
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« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2004, 07:53:16 AM »
WELL I DO DECLARE

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