The problem with this board is that I have to read every single freaking thread, no matter how uninteresting the topic, because there's no predicting when and where youall will start getting funny.
A) I'm
never uninstresting and I resent the implication.
and B)
War just takes all the fun out of dead baby jokes, doesn't it? (Jlbkwrm)
GI Joe taught me that knowing is half the battle. Later in life, when I was
ready, I learned that the other half of the battle is killing and maiming
people. (ZYX)
I love a parade... No, wait, I'm thinking of an orgasm.
I guess I confused the two because both usually involve trained animals.
(RavenWord)
Playing hoss in China has got to suck. It's only one character. (madmazurk)
What if you put a puppet's arm up his own ass? Could he control himself
then? What sort of metaphysical possibilities would this entail?
This and more on Philosophy of Puppetry, airing every other Wednesday at 6 p.m. on some television some where. (madmazurk)
I dumped my girlfriend yesterday. The only problem I foresee is the
possibility of the body resurfacing. (Just Brian)
I wonder why you don't see any fat Jedis. Cause I know if I could grab shit
from far away like that, I'd be 800 pounds cause I'd never leave my chair.
(madmazurk)
Whenever I'm feeling sadistic, I just check the 'Disable Smilies in This
Post' box, and feel assured that any bastard smilies hiding in my posts will
walk with a limp for the rest of their natural lives. (Jlbkwrm)
When you're a teacher, every day in August is like Sunday night. (downpour)
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