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« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2004, 04:18:16 PM » |
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« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2004, 04:41:07 PM » |
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My grandma seems to have difficulty making it through an entire week without using "piss like a racehoss" and/or "tit in a wringer" so I've picked up both of those.
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« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2004, 04:47:21 PM » |
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My grandma seems to have difficulty making it through an entire week without using "piss like a racehoss" and/or "tit in a wringer" so I've picked up both of those. I like her - does she smoke cigars, drink whiskey, play pool, and spit? |
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« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2004, 05:33:36 PM » |
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My grandma seems to have difficulty making it through an entire week without using "piss like a racehoss" and/or "tit in a wringer" so I've picked up both of those. Wow, and I thought the time as a kid that my father introduced me to the phrase "snot locker" and I used it incessantly for three weeks was bad. |
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« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2004, 05:40:30 PM » |
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My grandma seems to have difficulty making it through an entire week without using "piss like a racehoss" and/or "tit in a wringer" so I've picked up both of those. I like her - does she smoke cigars, drink whiskey, play pool, and spit? Sounds like my favorite (youth porn supplier) uncle knew her in their youth. He had a picture of this woman up in the living room. This Grandma?  |
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2004, 05:49:35 PM » |
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That's one sexy x.
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Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
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« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2004, 05:56:45 PM » |
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Has anyone already said that we're all over this topic like a cheap suit? I can't believe it's gone to four pages. I love us.
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« Reply #97 on: April 09, 2004, 06:01:41 PM » |
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We're on this topic like white on rice.
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« Reply #98 on: April 09, 2004, 07:54:50 PM » |
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My grandma seems to have difficulty making it through an entire week without using "piss like a racehoss" and/or "tit in a wringer" so I've picked up both of those. Wow, and I thought the time as a kid that my father introduced me to the phrase "snot locker" and I used it incessantly for three weeks was bad. My dad was constantly telling me to "blow that snot locker!" And my best friend's dad would say, "you think you're hot snot on a silver platter but you're just a cold booger on a paper plate." Has anyone already said that we're all over this topic like a cheap suit? I can't believe it's gone to four pages. I love us. No, but I said you were all over this thread like Heinz has pickles. |
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« Reply #99 on: April 09, 2004, 11:19:03 PM » |
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We had a little thundershower last week that made me declare it was coming down 'like a cow peeing on a flat rock'.
Also, when some landscape feature is really dull and monotonous I'll probably label it 'flat as a plate of piss'.
A really bad or messy collision between people or things will most likely get 'it/they hit like a turd outta a tall cow'.
These are all things handed down to me by the farmer brethren of mine. I guess the apple don't fall far from the tree. My Spouse calls me disgusting at times, but I prefer to think of myself as 'earthy'.
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
If we let it get away with that kind of gangety shit.
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stop this car, i'm getting out
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« Reply #100 on: April 10, 2004, 03:57:30 AM » |
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I, personally, like to think that we are all over this like stink on shit.
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Hey, things are going okay now!
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« Reply #101 on: April 11, 2004, 05:29:37 AM » |
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Or flies on stink.
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Pain and suffering are inevitable in life; misery is optional. Our hells are custom made for us by our own mind.
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« Reply #102 on: April 11, 2004, 05:30:31 AM » |
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Of course, I may not know shit from shine-ola.
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« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2004, 06:06:10 PM » |
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It's quite hot out today and I'm sweating like a fat man at a barn dance.
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« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2004, 07:02:18 PM » |
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A friend of mine and I did a good line in erally tasteless, satirical sweating analogies.
I don't think I'm even going to go there though.
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