Flowers and Trees and stuff

[Choop]

What the shit is with all this plant talk? Ain't there a "Garden" area for all you sissies to go nurse your saplings or whatever the fuck?

/lyle

[wombat]

Kitchen and Garden would make a lot of sense as a forum, wouldn't it?

[V-Adore]

Maybe because wisteria are usually purple?  I think.

I think this is it, but I know so little about wisteria that I spent the raves about it nodding politely. "Yep. It certainly is white. Quite white. I can see the whiteness from here. Usually purple? Oh. I see."

[Bozack]

Here comes Mr. Stodgy-Homeowner-Plantguy.

Dude, if you ever come in to Lynns, and I'm working, and you say hey, and you're NOT wearing an old man sweater and speaking like Garrison Keilor, I'm going to be so depressed.