I fall very decidedly into the Could Not Give Less of a Shit About the Boring-Ass Cherry Blossoms So Get Them Off the News, Fuck-Wad contingent.
Cherry Blossoms are beautiful, they are to be cherished.
Clearly you have not been jaded by the local news doing a countdown to the blossoms' peak starting just after Christmas.
I get the vague sense that Paul was being
dirty.
Nope, I was being sincere. I love trees.
~Paul