I didn't know you could make reservations.
ANY TIME, ANY SIZE!
The first part is almost completely true (we like to keep 2 hours between when you call in and when you come, so no sneaky calling to make a reservation in 10 minutes), but the latter is absolutely true. The scariest moment in my life came when my manager OK'd a group of 40 for 3 hours into the future. But we sat every one of them.
Easter morning found a crude cartoon of Jesus, on the Cross, chewing and yelling, "HOLY ME! These eggs are....DIVINE!", followed by a caption that read, "Lynn's Paradise Cafe: We're Sacre-Licious!"