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« on: April 18, 2004, 06:59:47 PM »

While innocently driving down a street near my house I passed a shop and what I saw through the glass so astounded me I had toto stop and take a picture.  Now you too can look and be astounded.



Maybe you didn't notice...



Here's a closer look.





Astounded I say.

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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2004, 07:04:59 PM »

What?  Brides can't be patriotic?
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2004, 09:52:59 PM »

Only in Texas.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2004, 10:39:35 PM »

Those colours don't run...down the aisle, at least.
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2004, 12:06:33 AM »

Look, you just know someone is going to want to get married on July 4th. When they do... that dress will be there.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 12:09:04 AM »

Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2004, 12:32:13 AM »

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Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.

See, now I want to be married in a Canadian-flag dress. Big red stripes down the sides, and the maple leaf to add bosom interest!

... Look, it's no stupider than the women who get married in dresses with giant bows on the butts. Or at least it's a healthier stupid.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2004, 01:02:23 AM »

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... Big red stripes down the sides...


That would definitely make the dress go very fast.
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2004, 01:58:55 AM »

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Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.

See, now I want to be married in a Canadian-flag dress. Big red stripes down the sides, and the maple leaf to add bosom interest!

... Look, it's no stupider than the women who get married in dresses with giant bows on the butts. Or at least it's a healthier stupid.


You gotta marry a guy who comes with 'bosom interest' factory installed. You just gotta.
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2004, 02:10:58 AM »

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You gotta marry a guy who comes with 'bosom interest' factory installed. You just gotta.

I have significant doubts that this is going to be any kind of problem at all.
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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2004, 02:23:48 PM »

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Oh lord.  That makes me glad to be Canadian.

See, now I want to be married in a Canadian-flag dress. Big red stripes down the sides, and the maple leaf to add bosom interest!

... Look, it's no stupider than the women who get married in dresses with giant bows on the butts. Or at least it's a healthier stupid.

But the giant bow on the butt adds bottom interest.

(I don't need to add bottom interest; I have a lot of bottom interest built-in.)
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« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2004, 02:30:56 PM »

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But the giant bow on the butt adds bottom interest.

In theory. In practice, it really just seems to add a giant bow on the butt. (Of course, I don't precisely have what you might call bottom interest, so caveat emptor.)

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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2004, 07:09:48 PM »

I am about to be the maid of honour in my bestfriend's wedding, and she directed me to this wonderful site:

This one's a prom dress, but there are lots of bad wedding dresses too.
http://www.uglydress.com/pregpromdres.html
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2004, 08:46:59 PM »

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In theory.  In practice, it really just seems to add a giant bow on the butt. (Of course, I don't precisely have what you might call bottom interest, so caveat emptor.).


Best retort, and weirdest usage of caveat emptor ever.
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2004, 02:14:52 AM »

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Had I known that taking those pictures would lead to this I would have kept on driving.

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