Wedding Dress

[V-Adore]

In theory.  In practice, it really just seems to add a giant bow on the butt. (Of course, I don't precisely have what you might call bottom interest, so caveat emptor.).

Best retort, and weirdest usage of caveat emptor ever.

Well, I was looking for a more appropriate bit of dog-Latin, but I couldn't make "caveat butt-ogler" into anything actually funny. Que sera sera.