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« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2004, 09:36:17 PM »
How Would Jesus Drive bumber stickers already exist; a friend of mine had one.


Just sayin, is all.
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« Reply #91 on: May 04, 2004, 09:58:50 PM »
How Rusty is Jesus's Trombone?


I had a dream the other night of a tshirt design. A long-sleeved yellow baseball tee with navy or white sleeves would read on the front:

"Jesus fucked me"

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"And He liked it"
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« Reply #92 on: May 04, 2004, 10:06:05 PM »
Criminy, that's kind of foul. Slightly funny, though.

I like the shirt that says something like



My name is M.C. Menses [on the front]

And my flow be Fresh [on the back]
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« Reply #93 on: May 04, 2004, 10:08:36 PM »
That would be the last shirt on this page.
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« Reply #94 on: May 04, 2004, 10:10:45 PM »
Gah, that model does nothing for me. Smart shirt, though.
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« Reply #95 on: May 04, 2004, 10:15:11 PM »
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Gah, that model does nothing for me. Smart shirt, though.

He uses friends and readers. So she's probably a dumbrellite.
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« Reply #96 on: May 04, 2004, 10:51:27 PM »
As much as I enjoy that shirt in theory, I'm not sure it would be worth all the explaining one would have to do.

I think if I were into endorsing this comic in shirt form, I'd end up going with I Am Ten Ninjas.  But really, my real life has sufficient sleazy-indie-kids-fascinated-with-*****s content that I rarely end up reading DS.
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« Reply #97 on: May 05, 2004, 01:10:14 AM »
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Gah, that model does nothing for me. Smart shirt, though.

He uses friends and readers. So she's probably a dumbrellite.


I think she's kinda hot, in the geeky way that I like.
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« Reply #98 on: May 05, 2004, 02:55:05 AM »
And it's done.

http://www.cafeshops.com/bsestaff.11065621

Proceeds benefit a summer camp program. It's my existing store, but I knew it needed doing.

I had to draw the robe completely from scratch. It was tough, but worth it I think.

Next up, Luther and the Pope.
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« Reply #99 on: May 05, 2004, 03:35:50 AM »
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And it's done.

http://www.cafeshops.com/bsestaff.11065621

Proceeds benefit a summer camp program. It's my existing store, but I knew it needed doing.


Stupendous.

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« Reply #100 on: May 05, 2004, 06:30:41 AM »
I don't usually allow members to post advertisements to their own deals, but I'm going to allow this.

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« Reply #101 on: May 05, 2004, 11:10:01 AM »
Bravo sir.
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« Reply #102 on: May 05, 2004, 01:23:25 PM »
I think there ought to be stickers for all the deities and prophets. For instance, "What Would Satan Do?" and so on. I like the "Jesus Fucked Me" idea, though.

I also sort of like "Jesus Da Pimp".
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« Reply #103 on: May 05, 2004, 01:43:39 PM »
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Thanks Jough.

I didn't even really think of it as an advert. Mainly "HOLY CRAP JESUS IS PISSING ON SIN" was about all that I could think of.



Funny thing is, it's Jesus camp.

Anyway, here's a link to the original high resolution PNG file, if you want to make your own stickers, t-shirts, tatoos, what have you. Enjoy.
http://ftp://usmftp.no-ip.com/sticker.png
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« Reply #104 on: May 05, 2004, 01:44:56 PM »
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I also sort of like "Jesus Da Pimp".


One of the other counselours let that expression slip during a camp wide vespers.
It was hilarious.
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