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« on: August 07, 2003, 01:41:55 PM » |
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Sing along if you will: CHORUS:
I'm taking Ray's advice,
trying to make it nice
to be myself
but I need Ray's Help.
What should I drink?
What should I smoke?
Does she wanna french with me?
How am I gonna know?
What should I wear?
What can I say?
Should I move to Thailand?
Please tell me Ray!
I'm taking Ray's advice,
I'm trying to make it nice
to be myself
but I need Ray's Help.
I'm taking Ray's advice
cos' I know that Ray is wise
'bout important stuff
like alcohol and drugs and love |
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2003, 01:50:29 PM » |
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Dang I wish our computers at work had sound
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2003, 01:59:51 PM » |
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Play it as a continous loop to someone strapped in a chair with their ears wired open.
Soon. They shall be taking Ray's advice. Soon.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2003, 02:18:55 PM » |
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It is shiny and good!
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"Wish I was as cool as Calvin / This sort of thing wouldn't bother me" - TMJ
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2003, 04:40:06 PM » |
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Pubdoggy, you are a serious freakazoid to have transcribed the lyrics.
Nicely done. You get a treat.
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2003, 04:41:16 PM » |
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The treat will be that life is awesome.
Damn, where did that come from?
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"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2003, 06:00:33 PM » |
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Soon there will be a techno remix a la "Ray's Place (BT vs Juno Reactor Six Ways from Sunday Reconstruction).mp3" on Kazaa.
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I step to the mic like a Jedi knight
I'm all "off with your head" with my neon light
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2003, 06:38:17 PM » |
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Soon there will be a techno remix a la "Ray's Place (BT vs Juno Reactor Six Ways from Sunday Reconstruction).mp3" on Kazaa. Dammit! Now I wish I had Black Jesus' new e-mail address. |
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2003, 06:40:00 PM » |
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Soon there will be a techno remix a la "Ray's Place (BT vs Juno Reactor Six Ways from Sunday Reconstruction).mp3" on Kazaa. I'll open Reason up now! Hell, why else am I doing always doing music but to do comedy remixes (though very serious and pretentious a la all techno remixes) I'll post an url later! (k, little longer, it's not an easy one to split up into useful samples :S) |
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2003, 03:45:30 AM » |
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Meh.
Would have been much cooler had it been an unsolicited contribution; however, we know it was ...well, not commissioned per se, but at least discussed a priori.
Is it just me or is the text size on all of his written "humo(u)r" pieces ridiculously large? I have to super-shrink it to avoid getting a headache. It's like msnbc.com above the fold.
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Anything short of charcoal ain't even true grillin'.
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2003, 04:01:40 AM » |
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Is it just me or is the text size on all of his written "humo(u)r" pieces ridiculously large? I have to super-shrink it to avoid getting a headache. It's like msnbc.com above the fold. When I look at work (IE 5 on NT4) it looks fine, but when I read them at home (IE 6 on Win98) it has SuperBOLD! syndrome. I dunno what's up. |
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2003, 04:06:30 AM » |
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probably a CSS instruction. I'll check. *checks*...ahh, yes. .ray {
font-family: Georgia, Times, Garamond, Serif;
font-size: medium;
color: #000000;
line-height: 120%;
}
.rayTitle
{
font-size: 16px;
font-style: italic;
font-weight: bold;
} Any web developer knows there must be a "correcting" size set for IE5.5+ or "medium" is far, far too big. And 16px, italic, bold, is just plain going to ruin the internet. |
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Anything short of charcoal ain't even true grillin'.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2003, 04:11:20 AM » |
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Meh.
Would have been much cooler had it been an unsolicited contribution; however, we know it was ...well, not commissioned per se, but at least discussed a priori. This is true. This is very, very true. That said... I like this. It's insubstantial and sort of silly, but it's reasonably nice-sounding. Wouldn't want to loop it on my playlist for five solid hours, but it coming up ever so often on randomized Winamp will be a Good Thing(tm). |
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2003, 07:31:12 AM » |
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Pubdoggy, you are a serious freakazoid to have transcribed the lyrics.
Nicely done. You get a treat. I was sprinting to get that done, thinking that the majority of posters here were gonna beat me to it. Now I know I'm a sad little man with very little to do in his day. Is that my treat? because it's RUBBISH. |
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2003, 12:57:48 PM » |
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I finally listened to the song last night and I thought it was pretty good. For what it was I thought it fit it's format nicely. Not random like when TMBG wrote a theme song called Oranges, more on-topic.
But it was no Fett's Vette by MC Chris.
My backpack's got jets / I'm Bobba the Fett / I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt / to finance my Vette
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