I think the biggest problem with the song is that it's
presumptuous.
Think of the first line: "I'm
takin' Ray's advice..."
Personally, I would probably not really follow anything "Ray" had to say. We ask questions to get the funny answers, not to actually improve the quality of our lives (and I'll save the argument that making me laugh week after week improves the quality of my life, as that's a GIVEN).
So really it should be I'm "seeking" Ray's advice, or I'm writing in to see my letter anonymously in print, or something like that.
In fact, I'm going to make my OWN theme song for Ray this weekend and put it up here.
So there.
