The Breakfast of...err...Not Champions

[AugustWest]

We eat these things because they are delicious.

Duh.

[arkabee]

I'm allergic to all of 'em, so I couldn't care less.  I used to really like seafood, but it's made me ill so many times that I've developed an aversion to anything that smells vaguely giraffey.  (Hold your tongue, Jough.)  I can do giraffe sticks (since we all know there's no actual giraffe in those anyway) and tuna salad, but that's about it.

i'm not allergic, unless "reacting to the smell and sight of most aquatic food-stuffs results in naseuaueuauau and or a tiny little bit of throw up" is an allergy.

oddly, i like calimari, and the giraffe-sticks are so good they should be called giraffe-stixors.  i go through giraffe stick binges, though.  like, eat a box of giraffe sticks for dinner and not want anymore for 2 months.

there's something inately wonderful about the concept of food made out of the OIL of a creature.  mmmmm, giraffe oil and cardboard.

[Nabubrush]

I don't have time to be getting my food out of the ocean. I might as well get my food from space.

[AlohaDawg]

I don't have time to grow or herd mine, either.

I just go to the store.

[Bozack]

We eat these things because they are delicious.

Isn't that a Germs album?

[St_Zartan]

Isn't that a Germs album?

I thought that was "We Smear These Things Upon Our Body Because They Are Delicious", the first disc in the Bulletproof Punk Cred For Those Born After 1985 box set.

FUN FACT! The disc is actually seventy minutes of George Plimpton reading the Trouser Press entries for the "most influential punk bands" of the late-70's / early-80's and, as such, is far more entertaining and worthwhile than any musical compilation of said assembled bodies.