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« on: May 11, 2004, 10:34:48 AM »
I am pretty sure this is my favourite Ray's Place ever.  Very hard to pick a line for the title.  
I like the cancer scare motif.
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2004, 12:12:36 PM »
Oh yes.  I was so tickled by this one, by the end I had an overwhelming urge to email someone and tell him that I loved him.  Fortunately I was spared the embarrassment of actually doing so by my weak grasp of the line between fantasy and reality - I wasn't sure whether I meant to say it to Ray or to Onstad.

Ray and all his products vs Beef and his Ivory soap and nail clippers is priceless.
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2004, 01:23:19 PM »
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Oh yes.  I was so tickled by this one, by the end I had an overwhelming urge to email someone and tell him that I loved him.  Fortunately I was spared the embarrassment of actually doing so by my weak grasp of the line between fantasy and reality - I wasn't sure whether I meant to say it to Ray or to Onstad.

Or me.

"Beef for god sakes just lathers his whole coat up with damn Ivory soap like he was in prison." This I like quite a bit, for some reason. I also kind of like the tie-in to the comic, though it was a bit throwaway. It's probably discussed there, but I came here first.
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2004, 01:38:59 PM »
I really liked the bit about the "really slammin’ stretch-fit Calvin clubbin’ shirt". You have to admit, Ray looks damn fine in that shirt.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2004, 02:27:12 PM »
Okay, this is fairly good stuff. I'm not sure if it's my favorite, but it's certainly solid.

The "cancer scare" bit would have been better if he'd not repeated the joke twice more, to increasingly diminishing humor returns. But still.

I'm still trying to figure out the whole "polar bear/walrus" letter thing. What the sam hell?
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2004, 03:18:16 PM »
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...'57 Chevy Apache pickups and blow your brains out.


For some reason this imagery strongly reminds me of some dangity dang movie.  I'm betting Ray pulled it from his late night TNT watching.

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"Beef for god sakes just lathers his whole coat up with damn Ivory soap like he was in prison."


This is frik-k-k-in' hilarious.
It's also a little sad, 'cause it's true.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2004, 04:11:10 PM »
If Todd can't read why does he have an e-mail account? Do people just send him pictures?
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2004, 04:28:55 PM »
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...'57 Chevy Apache pickups and blow your brains out.


For some reason this imagery strongly reminds me of some dangity dang movie.  I'm betting Ray pulled it from his late night TNT watching.

Ermmm, Easy Rider?
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2004, 07:45:40 PM »
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If Todd can't read why does he have an e-mail account? Do people just send him pictures?


http://www.readplease.com/
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2004, 07:50:42 PM »
That's just sooo Hal9000.
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2004, 08:16:50 PM »
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That's just sooo Hal9000.


There is absolutely no shame in that.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2004, 08:54:37 PM »
"Open the motherfuckin' pod bay doors, bitch."

"I can't do that, Todd."
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2004, 10:44:54 PM »
Gah! Nabu, that is awesome.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2004, 02:10:57 PM »
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I'm still trying to figure out the whole "polar bear/walrus" letter thing. What the sam hell?


I thought maybe this was someone's attempt to reframe "My white parents don't like my black boyfriend" or "My Jewish parents don't like my goyishe boyfriend" in Underground terms.

Or it could just be some freakin' goofball.  Who knows.
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2004, 04:50:26 PM »
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I'm still trying to figure out the whole "polar bear/walrus" letter thing. What the sam hell?


Someone else is going to have to answer this question.  It is decidedly not my role on this board to be the one who knows about weird sexual fetishes.
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