The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board
Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: St_Zartan on June 10, 2004, 10:35:26 pm
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Now that this storyline is over, the Ro bot Faction of Achewood suddenly seems like a real creepy bunch of assholes. That is, if I'm correctly reading their whole "Success" joyride as "let's celebrate Lie Bot's scheme to steal Ray's Lady and get Roast Beef fuck*ng shot being such a Success, oh and look, we've all got Superfluous Asses, check them out".
I seriously thought the storyline was going to veer off into a Phillippe Kidnapped / Ray in Hell mode, with the bots in their Datsun and Roast Beef headed for Parts Unknown. But no.
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What the hell happened to Beef? He was in his heaven robe, dammit!
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He's plucky. He'll make it.
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Seriously. We got a fin but not Beef resolution.
I bet it's the first time that particular set of words has been combined into a sentence.
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I think you're thinking of the U.N. Beef Resolution 1308, which stipulates that Beef must be served only medium rare to sailors.
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I'm achin' for Molly.
HA!
and:
so i saw this contest, on the internet. it was a pun contest. you were supposed to enter your best puns, and the winner got an i-pod mini or something. so i thought and thought, and came up with my best puns. i had 10 of them that i entered to win.
no pun intened.
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I think it's funny as hell. Onstad all "well, fuck this, I'm tired" and leaving it in the middle of nowhere. I'm not surprised about how the 'bots are utter assholes, though. Shooting beef was a little extreme - but he was aiming at Ray. What if he had offed Ray . . .
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no pun intened.
D'oh! You beefed it!
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...pun...
Dude, that's a bannable offense around here. Consider yourself warned.
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As if. (http://achewood.plagiarist.com/viewtopic.php?t=76&highlight=pun)
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Just trying to share the benefit of my experience.
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1- i still hate the *****s.
2- the uncle culpepper character keeps getting better.
3- "like a pissed off bottle of wild turkey" may be one of the best phrases ever.
4- what is making me critique free internet web-comix? someone help me.
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So Lie Bot got shot by Beef but is no worse for wear?
Or it was, as someone suggested previously, a Lie Bot knock-off?
I am confused.
What is that damn BEEPING?!?!?!! (in my office.)
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As if. (http://achewood.plagiarist.com/viewtopic.php?t=76&highlight=pun)
oh shit. oh, man i fucked up. i really really fucked up. i am so hell of sorry. please hammer, don't hurt me.
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Dude, you are so gonna get banned.
I've heard the line before, of course, but that's a unique setup for that literally painful joke.
Oh, plus: pidgeons...guano
You misspelled 'bats.'
And they're pigeons (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=pidgeon&x=0&y=0).
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Man, that tip jar is far too empty for me to have to suffer puns like this.
I'd hate to have to ban 2/3s of our moderators, BUT I WILL IF YOU MAKE ME, YOU ROCK & ROLL FAGGOTS
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I would just like to state, for the benefit of my posterity, at this juncture that I was totally not involved in the Great Pun Storm of '04.
But the Trid joke is getting passed on to the SO at the first even vaguely opportune moment, assuming he hasn't already read it.