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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Asherdan on July 06, 2004, 05:24:25 am
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Best damn thong ever.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s---uBhIrEa--/oqil2ysvksn6vmluk2of.gif)
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GodFather of Souls is a pretty fly goth name. I mean, how often do Goths get Jiggy?
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Shit, now I'ma hafta make a new avatar...
:evil:
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Choop's up pretty damn late for a school night...
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This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
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RAY. What the hell, chochacho -
A Primary Caregiver cannot flaunt his / her Novelty Singing Crotch Skull. You know this. One day, Social Services or whatever is going to send over a DUDE
Although I am happy, in a "I guess it's kind of nice that retards don't know their boogers are actually kinda dirty" sense, that your local Underground has a Spencers Gifts. And the little finger-point there at the end was a spice rack of classy execution.
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I want that codpiece.
This is all.
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Bobby and V, you both covered most of what I had to say.
Wow.
Maybe this arc has something to do with my buying about 9 new tee's and hoodies (all goats, penny-arcade or think-geek based, except for the panda attack tee from pvp), and thus reducing the percentage of my clothes with Poe or Nietszche quotes on drastically. I mean purely in cementing the geekier dressed me.
Or not...
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I have never seen such a happy gothic dance in my entire life. Well maybe once on Suicide Girls but that's it.
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I have never seen such a happy gothic dance in my entire life. Well maybe once on Suicide Girls but that's it.
Even though I work "on the Internet" and it sustains my life, I am pretty much the last to ever hear about anything that is popular or hip on the web.
This is now the FOURTH time in a one-week period that I have heard four independent sources mention Suicide Girls.
It's like the universe is trying to tell me something, but I'm kinda thick, so it feels that it has to shout.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME, UNIVERSE?
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Well RStevens did an interview with them a while back. And they're touring right now as a burlesque show so that might explain why they're showing up in other media a bit more.
The universe is trying to tell you that goth girls are hot. That's my theory anyway.
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Well RStevens did an interview with them a while back. And they're touring right now as a burlesque show so that might explain why they're showing up in other media a bit more.
The universe is trying to tell you that goth girls are hot. That's my theory anyway.
But they're not. They're obnoxious and prone to psychodrama.
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But they're not. They're obnoxious and prone to psychodrama.
And that stops them being devastatingly hot? At least potentially, as some of them are just well, skanky. But my ideal girl is a rock chick. In fact, all but one girl I have dated has been either a goth or rocker. I feel it's time for me to date a geek, but there are none here. And I just have too much a thing for rock chicks. I really need to get DJing in clubs again!!
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Stuff about Suicide Girls
They're obnoxious and prone to psychodrama.
*ding*
The only ostentatious self-absorbtion in my Pornography Experience should by MY OWN
I don't need page after page of distracting bullshit pretending to be a Viable Scene as suckers line up to lay down their cash and pander shamelessly on message board after message board to tattoo-tittied Ego Queens, Jesus H. Christ, have you ever in your fuck*ng life
Every time I see subculture porn get some media exposure, it makes me think / guess that the bulk of their audience is men old enough to be their fuck*ng dads who are as straight-laced and white-bread as the damn day is long who are just working out unresolved lust / aggression / rebellion issues as re the Younger Generation.
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Every time I see subculture porn get some media exposure, it makes me think / guess that the bulk of their audience is men old enough to be their fuck*ng dads who are as straight-laced and white-bread as the damn day is long who are just working out unresolved lust / aggression / rebellion issues as re the Younger Generation.
::raises hand::
Anyway, I didn't realize that SD had that whole message board/dating service type thing going on. I just snagged some pics off of EMule.
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I'd never before made an animated gif with the GIMP, so I thought I'd try it out:
(http://llimllib.f2o.org/images/ray.gif)
[edit] read below for slower and slowest versions [/edit]
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I'd never before made an animated gif with the GIMP, so I thought I'd try it out:
Jesus Bastard-Ass Christ. That, my friend, is frikkin' awesome!
At first, I thought he might be moving a little too fast, but he's just getting his goth on, and you gotta be quick when you're getting your goth on.
Well done. Your mother ought to be proud.
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First off, the strip brought back ultra fond memories of watching my friend mope, pace and march on the dance floor to Bauhaus, NIN and Velvet AntiChrist. Best memory ever? One of my friends got himself fitted for fangs - that's right fitted for fangs. When he got them they made him lisp like a teen with a retainer. Nothing says "darkness" like spraying spit and and having trouble saying words with "s" in them. Very nice.
As for the Suicide Girls, I'm interested in the whole burlesque phenomena. I read an interview about the SG recently because they are in town tonight, and they insist that only 20% of those who visit the site got to the pictures. While seeing other more-or-less normal bodied girls didn't turn me on, it did make me feel a little better about my own body - the same effect watching a Russ Meyers movie had on me.
Having briefly work for a porn video rental place ( I have so many stories for another time), and just a little later as a sex ed. teacher, I developed a strong interest for human sexuality in my early years (ha didn't we all!). We're mostly presented with polished, air brushed, altered bodies, within a very narrow age range, that don't reflect the reality of normal human bodies. Where did the arbitrary decision of what is to be sold and packaged as "sexy" come from? In the same way that models all look the same, have the same measurements, etc, so it goes with women in porn - we're usually presented with a blank canvas porno girl on which we can impose our own meanings. Beyond this, it's also important to remember that your typical playboy centerfold can feed into a fetish for slim woman with unnaturally large breasts. I think it's fair to say that SG feeds into a specific fetish of those who like the tattooed and pierced, but these girls also try to have their own identities - not just expressed through body art, but through the majority of content on the site. It's a sort post-mod feminism. I'm not sure if it works, if it's the worst idea ever, or what, but I find it very interesting. Just like Ally McBeal, their packaging will draw me in and their content will likely let me down. Sigh.
Also, llimllib - I love the gif, but you must understand that the goth is a slow moving creature, hence why goth rhymes with sloth.
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I must confess my complete lack of exposure to actual goth people and, as such, goth culture. Thusly and thereforely, here comes a slower version:
(http://llimllib.f2o.org/images/ray_slow.gif)
slow enough? I can make it painfully slow, but any slower and it's hard to call it "animated".
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Very nice, and both better than what I can do.
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I must confess my complete lack of exposure to actual goth people and, as such, goth culture. Thusly and thereforely, here comes a slower version:
(http://llimllib.f2o.org/images/ray_slow.gif)
slow enough? I can make it painfully slow, but any slower and it's hard to call it "animated".
WHO DARES CHALLENGE CHOOP WITH ACHEWOOD DANCE ANIMATION? YOU SHALL BE SMOTE DIRECTLY!
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WHO DARES CHALLENGE CHOOP WITH ACHEWOOD DANCE ANIMATION? YOU SHALL BE SMOTE DIRECTLY!
Sir, I was unaware that I was stepping on any toes. I was simply bored and unemployed. If you are the official Plagiarist Achewood Animated Giffer (oh yes, I verbed it), then I humbly apologize.
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I can make it painfully slow, but any slower and it's hard to call it "animated".
Put it in that "bullet time" the kids are all so crazy about.
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let it be slower:
(http://llimllib.f2o.org/images/ray_reallll_slow.gif)
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As for the Suicide Girls, I'm interested in the whole burlesque phenomena.
Personally, I'm not as interested in the whole burlesque phenomena as I am interested in breasts.
I had a subscription to Suicide Girls for a month about a year ago. Some of the girls were hot, but the videos were just ridiculous. Despite really good soundtracks, it was like watching two girls smile and kiss eachother. Yeah, I realize that that is hot, but I'm PAYING FOR THIS. I'm a BIG BOY, now, I can handle jeux sans #####.
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a term paper on porn
You need to have a conversation with my S.O. (http://www.feminist.org)
My main issue with SG? All softcore. This is the Internet, baby! Most surfers think of softcore "pr0n" in the same quiant manner as Art Frahm (http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html) pictures.
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I AM FASCINATED BY THIS ENTIRE THREAD
That is all.
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The only ostentatious self-absorbtion in my Pornography Experience should by MY OWN
Word. Word word word.
Nice goth-dance anims, by the by.
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Personally, I'm not as interested in the whole burlesque phenomena as I am interested in breasts... I'm a BIG BOY, now, I can handle jeux sans ******.
Ah, well SG is a good site for seeing real non-plastic breasts, but although I've never seen any videos on the site, I can assume from the other content I have seen that it would be porn lite, but then many people get off very nicely on that sort of thing - I mean why else would Russ Meyers still be so damn popular?
As for Cort's suggestion of me chatting it up with his S.O., did I mention I'm directing two plays for FemFest? And that we changed our tagline from last years "Plays by Women" to "Plays by Women for Everyone." Very important to not be exclusionary. I want $$$ from dykes and your grandmothers too!
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I wonder how long LN gonna take before Rey's huckstering drives him to dire measures.
My guess, based on the way his eyes go from one side to the other in the first two panels as if seriously reconsidering something, is maybe a couple more minutes at most.
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As for Cort's suggestion of me chatting it up with his S.O., did I mention I'm directing two plays for FemFest? And that we changed our tagline from last years "Plays by Women" to "Plays by Women for Everyone." Very important to not be exclusionary. I want $$$ from dykes and your grandmothers too!
And just where were you during the March this year, huh? Slacking I bet.
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Ah, well SG is a good site for seeing real non-plastic breasts, but although I've never seen any videos on the site, I can assume from the other content I have seen that it would be porn lite, but then many people get off very nicely on that sort of thing - I mean why else would Russ Meyers still be so damn popular?
I'm a fan of the soft core myself. I don't need to see any foreign objects, cakes, or, ahem, dogs and/or hosss block my view of the pretty lady I'm having intimate thoughts about.
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Everybody dance like there's an novelty electronic skull on yr crotch!
SG- i like em' cause those are the kinda girls i wanna see naked, not some nasty plasty goatse "MILF". ugh.
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Everybody dance like there's an novelty electronic skull on yr crotch!
SG- i like em' cause those are the kinda girls i wanna see naked, not some nasty plasty goatse "MILF". ugh.
Now MILF's are a-okay if they age well. YMMV, I guess.
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WHO DARES CHALLENGE CHOOP WITH ACHEWOOD DANCE ANIMATION? YOU SHALL BE SMOTE DIRECTLY!
Sir, I was unaware that I was stepping on any toes. I was simply bored and unemployed. If you are the official Plagiarist Achewood Animated Giffer (oh yes, I verbed it), then I humbly apologize.
Heh, no worries. "...man behind the curtain" and what not.
Anyway, this is how the avatar is made:
(http://www.10mar2001.com/images/gothRay.gif)
Honestly, though, this one's tough because there's so much detail that gets lost when shrunk to avatar size.
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in my head...
...this happened
(http://www.pubdoggy.com/images/ray_red.gif)
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pubdoggy wins!
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pubdoggy wins!
Agreed. That rawks.
In my head the skull's jaw moved up and down when the button was pushed. Maybe after Bauhaus, another song: "Du. Du Hast. Du Haust Mich./ Du. Du Hast. Du Hast Mich. Du hast mich gefragt. Du hast mich gefragt. Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt."
This takes me back.
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pubdoggy...That. Is. Awesome.
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:weeps:
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Pubby out-chooped choop!
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No hard feelings, Choop? It's only some red eyes.
Some. Red. Eyes.
That's all.
(I'll teach you how if you like)
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No hard feelings, Choop? It's only some red eyes.
Some. Red. Eyes.
That's all.
No, of course not. None at all. I'm in the animated-avatar biz, not the general-animation biz.
(I'll teach you how if you like)
Ouch! Zing! Actuall, I prefer not to manipulate 'Stad's original artwork - just to honor it in my meager way.
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Choop, I can't believe you were so gracious and humble there. Now I'm the one with flashing red eyes. I am a twat, truly.
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See how that works? Man, I made you feel bad by being nice.
Had I been such as the opposite of that post, never would you have just called yourself a twat.
Kindness is a weapon! Use at your own risk!
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See how that works? Man, I made you feel bad by being nice.
Had I been such as the opposite of that post, never would you have just called yourself a twat.
Kindness is a weapon! Use at your own risk!
HUGS!!!!
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Sorry.
I'm going all meta for a moment, and say how much I love it here - since anywhere else that would have been a real fight, not the nice, wondrous, self-inflicted fight it was.
I feel all giddy!
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Sorry.
I'm going all meta for a moment, and say how much I love it here - since anywhere else that would have been a real fight, not the nice, wondrous, self-inflicted fight it was.
I feel all giddy!
god Slink u r teh lamo suxter and no mistaek!!!!!11! also gay
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This looks like a job for H.U.G. S.Q.U.A.D.
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god Slink u r teh lamo suxter and no mistaek!!!!!11! also gay
I'm sober and I haven't slept or eaten properly in days.
I feel like I'm hanging out with Iggy Pop or something!
Doesn't that last sentence often translate as 'also gay'?
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I suggest that you have a drink.