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Trivial Pursuits => Sports & Leisure => Topic started by: St_Zartan on September 10, 2004, 10:38:29 pm

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: St_Zartan on September 10, 2004, 10:38:29 pm

Quote from: "andalucia"

Nor does it work in this stunning display of browserdom that is Konqueror.

Your browser sounds like a sex toy, or perhaps a off-brand conversion kit for an SUV.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: andalucia on September 10, 2004, 10:45:28 pm

Quote from: "St_Zartan"

Quote from: "andalucia"

Nor does it work in this stunning display of browserdom that is Konqueror.

Your browser sounds like a sex toy, or perhaps a off-brand conversion kit for an SUV.

Yeah, I know.  Actually, I realized the former this morning when I was reading Brief Interviews with Hideous Men (yay DFW (http://achewood.plagiarist.com/viewtopic.php?t=1214)!) this morning on the metro (that's subway to you) and a charactor bought a dildo called "Penetrator!!(tm)".

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: V-Adore on September 10, 2004, 11:59:33 pm

Man, I would totally buy a dildo called "Penetrator!!(tm)," especially since I can't picture a dildo with a name like that being even slightly appropriate for actual use. It could sit on my coffee table... you know... as a conversation piece.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: AlohaDawg on September 11, 2004, 12:17:41 am

I recall there being one called the "Anal Intruder". You could buy one of those and converse with it. Or whatever.

And, the answer is no, of course not.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: CortJstr on September 11, 2004, 01:08:26 am

Quote from: "V-Adore"

Man, I would totally buy a dildo called "Penetrator!!(tm)," especially since I can't picture a dildo with a name like that being even slightly appropriate for actual use. It could sit on my coffee table... you know... as a conversation piece.

So you're the lady from A Clockwork Orange.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: AugustWest on September 11, 2004, 04:15:18 am

Personally, I would be flat out astounded if there weren't a dildo named "Penetrator".  I would think "Penetrator" would be in the top 5 on the canonical list of dildo/vibrator names.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: AugustWest on September 11, 2004, 04:17:05 am

Hell, the name is hella descriptive of the object.  If they sold generic dildoes they'd be flat white with "PENETRATOR" printed on them in Times New Roman.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: TALKYdude on September 11, 2004, 04:37:56 am

OMFG :!:
Would it have a TM in superscript? The Penetrator™?
You know The Dildo Co. Inc. didn't start making The Penetrator™ till the late seventies. Obvious fake!

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: jough on September 11, 2004, 04:50:51 am

So, um, does anyone still need a Gmail invite?

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: AugustWest on September 11, 2004, 05:08:36 am

Quote from: "jough"

So, um, does anyone still need a Gmail invite?

Dude!  Would you please try to stay on topic.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: andalucia on September 11, 2004, 01:33:05 pm

Quote from: "AugustWest"

Hell, the name is hella descriptive of the object.  If they sold generic dildoes they'd be flat white with "PENETRATOR" printed on them in Times New Roman.

Yeah, exactly.  Which is why the double exclamation marks were so key.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: St_Zartan on September 11, 2004, 04:30:49 pm

Quote from: "AugustWest"

Hell, the name is hella descriptive of the object.  If they sold generic dildoes they'd be flat white with "PENETRATOR" printed on them in Times New Roman.

(http://fusionanomaly.net/repomancommiechristian.jpg)

"That's what I call the Repo Dildo, kid. Don't forget it. Etch it in your brain."

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: Va on September 13, 2004, 02:06:58 pm

Filed away for future reference:  jough uncomfortable with discussion of sex toys.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: jough on September 13, 2004, 06:32:51 pm

Oh, I'm all down for sex toy discussion in its proper context (like, pretty much anywhere) but I still have six Gmail invites to pawn off on someone and this WAS the Gmail invite thread before it was split.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: Va on September 14, 2004, 01:57:22 pm

Ah, I only saw it after it was split.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: AlohaDawg on September 14, 2004, 11:52:29 pm

Split by the PENETRATOR!

You really have to be more careful.

Title: PENETRATOR!!(tm)
Post by: arlucasinc on September 24, 2004, 03:01:11 pm

Quote from: "AlohaDawg"

Split by the PENETRATOR!

So perfect. So obvious, yet so perfect.