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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: elfbabe on November 09, 2004, 09:51:15 am
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Weldon seems to have won Beef over pretty quickly. I wonder if Beef's new, caring, responsible attitude will win Molly back.
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Well, Beef seems happy and this only makes me afraid.
It's going to go one of two ways, Beef will find a new selfless facet of his personality or he'll destroy Weldon by accident and find himself mired in the blackest shades of Tartarus. Again.
Also, does anyone else think AIBO's are creepy?
It's the black lifeless eyes, like a sharks, or an ewoks *shudder*
Whooo! First post!
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I predict it will end like OLD YELLER only with sparks.
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In 'Old Yeller' did they shoot the mutt?
Forgive my ignorance of nostalgic americana, i'm English don't you know and you know how we are, self-absorbed and ignorant!
I can't see Cassandra being able to use a gun, what with him having been shot a few times.
I would imagine he'd choose to finish off Weldon with a lump of wood but be unable to go through with it.
I don't want Ray to have to kill another of his pets.
He struggled the last time...
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(SPOILER WARNING)
They have to shoot Old Yeller at the end, yes.
That said, even if it doesn't last, what a blessing to see Beef happy at least for a little while. Maybe this will be the start of something a little better for him.
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In 'Old Yeller' did they shoot the mutt?
Forgive my ignorance of nostalgic americana, i'm English don't you know and you know how we are, self-absorbed and ignorant!
Sorry! Over here, knowing the spoiler ending to OLD YELLER is such a part of the culture that not knowing it renders you ineligible for good schools and housing and such.
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SPOILER WARNING
Rosebud is the sled.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Wile E. Coyote never catches the Roadrunner, but suffers horribly from his flawed attempts.
Raskolnikov kills the old lady with an axe.
Cain kills Abel.
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SPOILER WARNING
Thanks, now I have no reason to live.
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This actually made me feel really good. "Now run around and just have the happiest old time" is, I think, my new philosophy for life.
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It's lovely to see Beef happy. He seems to have forgotten all about Molly.
But this will only add to the inevitable crushing of his poor spirit.
I don't want to see the poor guy lying on the floor again, facing the electric socket.
WHY ONSTAD? WHY?
Why the eff do they have to shoot Old Yeller?
What kind of family story climaxes with the shooting of a beloved pet?
I don't know, Bambi's mom dies, old yeller ends up with his guts blown across little Timmy's face, Gwyneth Paltrow's head gets mailed to Brad Pitt and King Kong eats the pavement.
What kind of a world do we live in *sob*
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Don't forget the lemmings being herded off of a cliff.
Also, the deal is that Bruce Willis' character is dead.
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Kevin Spacey is the devil himself.
Man, but this strip made me feel warm and fuzzy.
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It's lovely to see Beef happy. He seems to have forgotten all about Molly.
Not read Beef's latest blog then?*sniff*
That dumbass.
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Kevin Spacey is the devil himself.
Man, but this strip made me feel warm and fuzzy.
Robert DeNiro is the devil, buddy. OG in the house!
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SPOILER WARNING
Raskolnikov kills the old lady with an axe.
August, Dostoyevsky ain't no part of American culture!
I like the happy Beef - it just gives him a higher platform from which to fall.
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SPOILER WARNING
Rosebud is the sled.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Wile E. Coyote never catches the Roadrunner, but suffers horribly from his flawed attempts.
Raskolnikov kills the old lady with an axe.
Cain kills Abel.
The Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person.
Bruce Willis' character is actually dead.
Keyser Soze was the gimpy guy telling the story.
Lenny gets shot by George. He never knew what hit him.
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SPOILER WARNING
Rosebud is the sled.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Wile E. Coyote never catches the Roadrunner, but suffers horribly from his flawed attempts.
Raskolnikov kills the old lady with an axe.
Cain kills Abel.
The Narrator and Tyler Durden are the same person.
Bruce Willis' character is actually dead.
Keyser Soze was the gimpy guy telling the story.
Lenny gets shot by George. He never knew what hit him.
She's a guy.
His mother has been dead the whole time.
It was all a big con to get the money, and the girl isn't really his daughter.
The sexually abused childhood friend killed somebody, but it wasn't the girl.
Hillbillies shoot them while they're riding out of Mardi Gras.
The old man is released into a river and turns into a giraffe.
She gets on that plane with Lazlo.
Zion survives, but they're still in a simulation.
The pizza shop gets burned to the ground.
The wife and the producer die in a sudden car crash.
The reporter gets killed by his subjects.
The cuckold milquetoast guy kills his wife's burly ex-boyfriend who raped her earlier.
The kid escapes juvey and runs to the beach.
He never left earth.
He sees the big red sun on the surface.
It's people.
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It's people.
Good one!
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Also, the deal is that Bruce Willis' character is dead.
Bruce Willis' character is actually dead.
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She's a guy.
His mother has been dead the whole time.
It was all a big con to get the money, and the girl isn't really his daughter.
The sexually abused childhood friend killed somebody, but it wasn't the girl.
Hillbillies shoot them while they're riding out of Mardi Gras.
The old man is released into a river and turns into a giraffe.
She gets on that plane with Lazlo.
Zion survives, but they're still in a simulation.
The pizza shop gets burned to the ground.
The wife and the producer die in a sudden car crash.
The reporter gets killed by his subjects.
The cuckold milquetoast guy kills his wife's burly ex-boyfriend who raped her earlier.
The kid escapes juvey and runs to the beach.
He never left earth.
He sees the big red sun on the surface.
It's people.
Apparently there are a lot of books/movies I need to become acquainted with. No clue what half of those are from.
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There are a couple in there I don't know either - but some of those are seminal!
That word can't be used enough!
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In 'Old Yeller' did they shoot the mutt?
Forgive my ignorance of nostalgic americana, i'm English don't you know and you know how we are, self-absorbed and ignorant!
I can't see Cassandra being able to use a gun, what with him having been shot a few times.
I would imagine he'd choose to finish off Weldon with a lump of wood but be unable to go through with it.
I don't want Ray to have to kill another of his pets.
He struggled the last time...
if you're so english shouldn't you have more unnecessary vowels in those words?
left over from the previous comic [great expectations]: if there's a gun involved, Beef will get shot again. hopefully this time he gets his own USB port out of it. then maybe he could like print out 'net pages.
Beef's depression and brief sighs of relief during the good times are part of the ebb and flow cycle rebirth isochronism rhythm seasons of life.
spoilers:
does the professor actually know his name?
he doesn't care about wiping sand from his feet because he's going to commit suicide
tricks are for kids
the teen heart throb is gay
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Oim english by akcideent yoo fackaa
Blame me parents, awiight?!
Silverberg, you missed
'his wife wasn't dead and John G was using him all along'
Cheers!
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Maybe Weldon winds up in Ray's pool...Also, it's about time for Beef to get shot again....isn't it?
Also, for you English folks who don't have such diseases on your quaint island, Old Yeller needed killin' due to Rabies.
My quaint island ain't got no Rabies neither.
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My workplace is awash in rabies. It is estimated that some 90% of the fox population up here is infected. And they are 'thick on the ground' as folks used to say.
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I've always wanted an Aibo. Which makes me kind of sad.
He's really the guy from the diabetes story.
The japanese tourists are undercover FBI
Rei's just a clone, and the 3rd one at that.
Van has wings
It's sloughed off worm skin.
It was all just a full imersion video game. Oh, wait, no it wasn't.
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Okay, spoilers abound!
The Crying Game
Psycho
Matchstick Men
Mystic River
Easy Rider
Big giraffe
Casablanca
The Matrix Revolutions
Do the Right Thing
Le Mepris (Contempt)
Natural Born Killers
Straw Dogs
Les Quatre cents coups (The 400 Blows)
Planet of the Apes
THX-1138
Soylent Green
She's a guy.
His mother has been dead the whole time.
It was all a big con to get the money, and the girl isn't really his daughter.
The sexually abused childhood friend killed somebody, but it wasn't the girl.
Hillbillies shoot them while they're riding out of Mardi Gras.
The old man is released into a river and turns into a giraffe.
She gets on that plane with Lazlo.
Zion survives, but they're still in a simulation.
The pizza shop gets burned to the ground.
The wife and the producer die in a sudden car crash.
The reporter gets killed by his subjects.
The cuckold milquetoast guy kills his wife's burly ex-boyfriend who raped her earlier.
The kid escapes juvey and runs to the beach.
He never left earth.
He sees the big red sun on the surface.
It's people.
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I thought the one you listed as Matchstick Men was Chinatown.
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Oim english by akcideent yoo fackaa
Blame me parents, awiight?!
Silverberg, you missed
'his wife wasn't dead and John G was using him all along'
Cheers!
Actually, his wife WAS dead, but yes, John G didn't rape and murder her, and was just using his memory loss as a tool.
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I thought the one you listed as Matchstick Men was Chinatown.
Heh, I guess it could be both! I didn't even think of that.
Forget it, Jake!
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the teen heart throb is gay
Is this from "A Son of the Circus"?
'cause if it is, kudos for the Irving reference.
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Cheers Jough.
I must've seen that film (Mementoe) half a dozen times and still don't have it all worked out. I've even watched the fancy reversed edit on the dvd but still find myself questioning little bits of it.
Unmitigated genius.
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More spoilers:
Bluto becomes a senator while Greg Marmalard gets raped in prison
The monster gets part of Frankenstein's brain, while Frankenstein gets the monster's c*ck
The Martians had no immunity to the common cold
Z-Man was really a hermaphodite
Dorothy finds out it was all a dream
The Fifth Element was love
Michael Myers didn't die
Bush wins Ohio
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Where are the mods when you really need them?
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Yyyyeeeeeesssssss.
/Frank Nelson (http://www.dannythestreet.com/franknelson/pictures.html)
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Rei's just a clone, and the 3rd one at that.
i saw that thing on TeeVee after everyone had gone to sleep and none of my friends believed me because i don't know the name of it to this day.
sweep the leg
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I pride myself on taking requests as a mod. Soooo...