CJ? Not being bothered to google something? Clearly the end times are upon us!
Quote from: "V-Adore"CJ? Not being bothered to google something? Clearly the end times are upon us!
Because I'm terrified that it would be real. I'd rather live in ignorance.
I'm too lazy to google, but please tell me that this heated handle and 1/2" drop is shit that Onstad is making up. I mean I've been weeping for humanity for a while now as it was, but this would just intesify it.
"Today's perpetrator was someone representing the so-called "Stars and Stripes Committee," a woman in a man's grey suit wearing an offensive American flag-resembling ball cap. I have no idea what this committee represents, other than new lows in women's fashion"
"I opened the door and was immediately confronted by two dumpy old [Jehovah's Witness] women who wanted to talk about "friendship." First I thought Cornelius had had them sent over, since he's probably still secretly steamed about the shooting, but their rap quickly proved to be the straight pointless bullshit."
"If I get stuck in another Toys'R'Us behind a non-English speaking family of eight, or skinny goateed white trash boys with FOX motorcycle sweatshirts and insubstantial brain pans, or women with feathered hair from the 70s who are wearing garish 49ers jerseys and white high-top tennis shoes, I just might decide against shopping at all."
I demand that Onstad draw Beef dressed as a Mountie. I'm giddy just thinking about it.
Perhaps Pat is Onstad's evil alter-ego. Or maybe just mine. He says all the things I could only dream of having the cohones to announce. Sometimes I think Onstad just takes his own observations (http://chrisonstad.blogspot.com/2004/12/social-interaction.html) to that borderline level and then gives them to Pat for a fast ride to the outrageous quadrant.
for axes niceness, obnoxiousness, destructiveness
blister: 0,0,0 # barely a presence
charley: 0,2,1 # obnoxious, but only mildly harmful
cornelius: 2,0,0 # a good guy with poise and courtesy
molly: 0,1,0 # bit of a bitch, whines a lot but doesn't break shit
pat: 0,2,0 # total ass, but won't break the law, just is obnoxious
pete: 1,0,2 # nice enough, but will kill you
phillipe: 2,0,1 # very nice, but often causes mild hijinks on the order of spilling things
ray: 1,1,1 # a little obnoxious and troublesome but well meaning, kind of the litmus we vary against
roast beef: 1,0,0 # a nice guy, not perfect, but too chickenshit to cause trouble with his pent up anger
teodor: 1,0,1 # a nice guy, but a little more adventuresome (i.e. will cavort with porn stars)
todd: 0,2,2 # totally unlikeable, obnoxious and troublesome
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total: 8,8,8
and no, Molly isn't nice, she's a bitch.
# IN THE MIDDLE OF BURRITOS
Don't blame me, I went to an awesome pit BBQ in Maryland as is tradition for my circle of friends and was in a beef-induced dementia for the rest of the day.
This is how we know Hinduism is wrong, people.
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"Don't blame me, I went to an awesome pit BBQ in Maryland as is tradition for my circle of friends and was in a beef-induced dementia for the rest of the day.
This is how we know Hinduism is wrong, people.
...I thought the Hindu make it a point not to eat beef? It seems Hinduism could have saved you.
There's also an emergency switch for if a brawl is brewing, which immediately switches the jukebox to "Free Bird." Apparently the opening refrain helps grease monkeys and rednecks recognize each other's inherent humanity, or something like that.
No idea what you mean, but I've only lived here like 5 months, and I don't have a car or anything so I guess it's not surprising.
Quote from: "Molly"There's also an emergency switch for if a brawl is brewing, which immediately switches the jukebox to "Free Bird." Apparently the opening refrain helps grease monkeys and rednecks recognize each other's inherent humanity, or something like that.
BRILLIANT!
I only want to get together with attractive people. Sorry!
I love that Ray lost the Sugar Loadzz demo and since they can't afford to make another one he'll just sign them and hope for the best.
This has repeatedly made me laugh today.
That's probably how a lot of artists got into the mainstream...
I've never actually heard Freebird. Not even part of it. </sad admission>
Tough shit. You have to deal with carlosdelvaca JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"Tough shit. You have to deal with carlosdelvaca JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
Oh snap! What did I do to you, man?
back to the old same ol kitchen grind. got a line of joints over on delaware i ain't pssed off yet an don't know me . i'll sell the gonzo cams and title license s and get a bankroll to go on. fuck'em anyways
shit got to run HST just lit his own cigar ands wer' sognna fire a few off in the woods innis honor. etc
nevermind i think he's just drunk. yes?
I guess Pat's not one for the mashup genre, then.
So did Teodor like Garden State or not?
sorry bobby, but annapolis is only good for sea food, and barely even then. it mostly sucks. there's a good college there and some decent sushi, but annapolis for food isn't the way to go. go to rockville. it's a long drive, but worth it.
Quote from: "Huge Uncut Asian Jerkboy"sorry bobby, but annapolis is only good for sea food, and barely even then. it mostly sucks. there's a good college there and some decent sushi, but annapolis for food isn't the way to go. go to rockville. it's a long drive, but worth it.
What the hell are you talking about?
Quote from: "Huge Uncut Asian Jerkboy"sorry bobby, but annapolis is only good for sea food, and barely even then. it mostly sucks. there's a good college there and some decent sushi, but annapolis for food isn't the way to go. go to rockville. it's a long drive, but worth it.
What the hell are you talking about?
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"Quote from: "Huge Uncut Asian Jerkboy"sorry bobby, but annapolis is only good for sea food, and barely even then. it mostly sucks. there's a good college there and some decent sushi, but annapolis for food isn't the way to go. go to rockville. it's a long drive, but worth it.
What the hell are you talking about?
He is talking about my college. And the town that I live in.
Does anyone else think Beef is slowly getting crazier? Or is it just that Onstad is just making us more aware of it and he's been like this all along.
Quote from: "Max"He is talking about my college. And the town that I live in.But who suggested going to annapolis? Not I. I suggested a meetup closer to DC (which, I may add, would be closer to Rockville) for the purpose of barbeque. I give a shit about Annapolis (although I have a nasty habit of sleeping with loonies from St. John's, which I am beginning to suspect is less a university and more an insane asylum)
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"Quote from: "Max"He is talking about my college. And the town that I live in.But who suggested going to annapolis? Not I. I suggested a meetup closer to DC (which, I may add, would be closer to Rockville) for the purpose of barbeque. I give a shit about Annapolis (although I have a nasty habit of sleeping with loonies from St. John's, which I am beginning to suspect is less a university and more an insane asylum)
Is St. John's a good college? I got a thing from them in the mail. I am trying to decide which college to attend.
Quote from: "MaxAce"Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"Quote from: "Max"He is talking about my college. And the town that I live in.But who suggested going to annapolis? Not I. I suggested a meetup closer to DC (which, I may add, would be closer to Rockville) for the purpose of barbeque. I give a shit about Annapolis (although I have a nasty habit of sleeping with loonies from St. John's, which I am beginning to suspect is less a university and more an insane asylum)
Is St. John's a good college? I got a thing from them in the mail. I am trying to decide which college to attend.
Statistically speaking, of the three people from there I've met, all are clinically insane. Enjoy!
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"Quote from: "MaxAce"Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"Quote from: "Max"He is talking about my college. And the town that I live in.But who suggested going to annapolis? Not I. I suggested a meetup closer to DC (which, I may add, would be closer to Rockville) for the purpose of barbeque. I give a shit about Annapolis (although I have a nasty habit of sleeping with loonies from St. John's, which I am beginning to suspect is less a university and more an insane asylum)
Is St. John's a good college? I got a thing from them in the mail. I am trying to decide which college to attend.
Statistically speaking, of the three people from there I've met, all are clinically insane. Enjoy!
Yes Bobby, but isn't everybody you meet at your uh, institution clinically insane?
People who go to college to get a job are silly. Theater/English double major, baby.
The Cultural Studies option concentrates on analysis of forms of cultural expression and symbolic interaction, and of the various media through which these may be disseminated and transformed. Such study concerns symbolic form, aesthetically based forms of analysis, and the various modes of criticism and theory relevant to media which contain both verbal and non-verbal elements. The aim is above all to hone students' analytical and interpretive skills while introducing them to specific critical approaches to cultural studies. This is not a major in journalism or communications; and while many of our graduates go on to do creative work in a variety of media, instruction in film and video production is not part of the curriculum.
Try an' eat the ivory off that tower sometime, it'll cold chip your teeth all to hell and you won't be able to afford a dentist to fix your hella crazy grill. College is all 'bout learning to shrug off the dirty hippie in us all.
Indulge him and loan 'im the futon occaisionally, but soon he's gotta go to the Y.
the word we're looking for here is balance. have some fun in school but be prepared to kick the real world in the nuts before it gets yours.
say what you will about the profession, but the study of it does prepare a person for a legitimate and applicable trade, y'know?
Besides, I'm a damn good thespian. I would take Sir Anthony Hopkins to school in the car of pain.
Try an' eat the ivory off that tower sometime, it'll cold chip your teeth all to hell and you won't be able to afford a dentist to fix your hella crazy grill. College is all 'bout learning to shrug off the dirty hippie in us all.
Indulge him and loan 'im the futon occaisionally, but soon he's gotta go to the Y.
the word we're looking for here is balance. have some fun in school but be prepared to kick the real world in the nuts before it gets yours.
Quote from: "Asherdan"Try an' eat the ivory off that tower sometime, it'll cold chip your teeth all to hell and you won't be able to afford a dentist to fix your hella crazy grill. College is all 'bout learning to shrug off the dirty hippie in us all.
Indulge him and loan 'im the futon occaisionally, but soon he's gotta go to the Y.
the word we're looking for here is balance. have some fun in school but be prepared to kick the real world in the nuts before it gets yours.
Man, I never said that I was totally going to go rent a garret in New York and starve to death. I fully expect to go to graduate school and then get employed in developmental neuroscience, hopefully actually making cash money to be exchanged for goods and services. I'm just saying that I don't get the people I knew in high school who were just like "ho hum, I'll sit around for four years and then I'll be employable." (It doesn't help that most of them decided that they'd rather watch anime or smoke dope than go to class, and as a result most of them aren't in school anymore.)
The Oscars were last night?
Our plan = liberal arts + something kinda career related = undergrad degree.
Your plan = liberal arts undergrad + career related grad degree = happy joy time.
I think what's changed is the necessity for a graduate degree. Whereas we felt comfortable cramming some greedy practical training into our first four years, nowadays four years post-prom isn't quite as highly respectable as it used to be. So, if you have to get a graduate degree anyway, why not postpone the unpleasantness of moneygrubbing indoctrination as long as possible?