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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Bobby Isosceles on February 24, 2005, 11:34:37 pm
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Onstad is "pressing our heads" if you will; you see, the head pressing joke in today's strip is rather boring, but the next question is, "Why the hell does Ray have ##### that long?" A cavalcade of #####'s and *****'s follows.
Also, why did Beef wait fifty seconds?
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It was weirdly awesome. It left me with a wonderfully empty feeling.
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"Why the hell does Ray have ***** that long?"
especially since he normally doesn't wear #####.
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"Why the hell does Ray have ##### that long?"
especially since he normally doesn't wear *****.
Clearly stilts are involved.
Today's Scandinavian Music Video. (http://looptroop.nu/videos/send_someone_away_medium.mov)
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A reflective page? Is this the next step after acid free?
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A reflective page? Is this the next step after acid free?
A glossy (photo) page, for example.
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I like the hallucinatory atmosphere of the last few strips... just what is going on in Beef's head lately?
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I like the hallucinatory atmosphere of the last few strips... just what is going on in Beef's head lately?
There's some sort of drug in the water. Why would Teodor wear a black turtleneck given the fact that the room is white?
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he is a very stylish bear. why else?
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I call dream sequence. Isn't this perfect dream logic? Of course it was not Ray who pressed Beef's head; clearly Ray was ironing his huge trousers! How simple!
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Tom Triangle: !
Tom Triangle: Dad how come you shot me
Tom's Dad: Dude stop living in my basement and refreshing Achewood
Tom Triangle: I hate that I have to die today
Tom's Dad: Yeah well I guess we disagree
Tom Triangle: And today I made a new avatar and everything
Tom Triangle: Please give all my little clothes to little good people
Hey everyone, long time reader, first time writer
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Tom Triangle: !
Tom Triangle: Dad how come you shot me
Tom's Dad: Dude stop living in my basement and refreshing Achewood
Tom Triangle: I hate that I have to die today
Tom's Dad: Yeah well I guess we disagree
Tom Triangle: And today I made a new avatar and everything
Tom Triangle: Please give all my little clothes to little good people
Hey everyone, long time reader, first time writer
You only think I'm refreshing Achewood. The timing is different in the print version.
Tomorrow: Chicken!
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You are Mexican
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You are Mexican
¡Chingate! I cut you, cholo
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You love that you are talking to me
V-dore wants to get mega hugs on me, plus marriage
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When will my gigantic ##### be delivered that I ordered?
When the cat in the thong finishes ironing them.
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You love that you are talking to me
V-dore wants to get mega hugs on me, plus marriage
we used to Instant Message Back In The Day before you got that Restraining Order and the sad times came
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When will my gigantic ****** be delivered that I ordered?
When the cat in the thong finishes ironing them.
Maybe they attach to the thong so as to be tear-away? Maybe a class of male strippers on stilts, who tear away their giant trousers to reveal a thong and two very long hard sticks.
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I just want huge pantaloons... Is that too much to ask for?
also, could they have achewood on the bum?
Maybe Ray's face and him giving you the thumbs up under it...
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Thank you all for identifying the item that Ray is ironing. I was starting to feel he was ironing on a shuffleboard table...
Holy giant #####, Batman!
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Maybe this is what it's like to have the flu. You visualize cra-a-azy long ##### and you feel like someone pressed your head fifty seconds ago and then you turn that into a cartoon starring talking cats and alive stuffed animals.
Also because you have the flu you aren't hungry and therefore don't think about including chicken recipes in said cartoon.
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Apparently Mr Onstad thinks I am a home-wrecker. What is his nerve? Does he not know I was raised right? I feel the vapors coming on.
I demand my satisfaction! To the Thunderdome with both of you. Whoever survives can cook the chicken tomorrow.
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Apparently Mr Onstad thinks I am a home-wrecker. What is his nerve? Does he not know I was raised right? I feel the vapors coming on.
I demand my satisfaction! To the Thunderdome with both of you. Whoever survives can cook the chicken tomorrow.
I implore you write Ray for advice, but Ray's Place is closed; and Strong Bad will only make fun of you. Although Strong Bad has easter eggs!
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Maybe this is what it's like to have the flu. You visualize cra-a-azy long ****** and you feel like someone pressed your head fifty seconds ago and then you turn that into a cartoon starring talking cats and alive stuffed animals.
More like your shit is forest green and it's really hard to type. And, um, green shit.
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I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.
~Paul
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I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.
God, don't give him ideas. One day he'll just post a list of everyone and the mockable things about them. He will straight up walk up to us and stick his finger right in our guts.
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I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.
God, don't give him ideas. One day he'll just post a list of everyone and the mockable things about them. He will straight up walk up to us and stick his finger right in our guts.
So mock him back. Don't be a pussy.
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##### ##### ##### #####
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT #####
NOT JUST ANY OLD #####
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR #####
COME ON AND TAKE YOUR ##### OFF
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poetry
What a Jough needs.
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I AM ##### ROBOT, AND I HAVE TOTALLY DONE IT WITH RSTEVENS.
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Holy Holy HOLY CRAP! This is the most wonderful strip ever. I kept going back and looking at it and finding new stuff to laugh at.
Chris, if for nothing else you have my deepest respect for the subtlety of emotion you can convey with your characters' facial expressions. It's just grand. Grand I tell you!
Pressing on heads! Long #####! Fifty seconds! Teodor in a turtleneck!
It's all too much.
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I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.
God, don't give him ideas. One day he'll just post a list of everyone and the mockable things about them. He will straight up walk up to us and stick his finger right in our guts.
So mock him back. Don't be a pussy.
I actually read that as "I would be just tickled if Onstad made a list of the posters here and made fun of them!"
ps this is a lot of quote windows
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I'm jealous that Onstad pays attention to Bobby and V, but terrified of what he might say about me.
God, don't give him ideas. One day he'll just post a list of everyone and the mockable things about them. He will straight up walk up to us and stick his finger right in our guts.
So mock him back. Don't be a pussy.
I actually read that as "I would be just tickled if Onstad made a list of the posters here and made fun of them!"
ps this is a lot of quote windows
I don't feel like CJ'ing at the moment, but you ain't seen nothin', Ace.
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To further expound on my gushing, Beef's progression of expressions in panels 7 - 9 are incredible. Panel 8 is my especial favorite.
Also, why the hell is Ray ironing at all. If I ever get eleventy billion dollars like Ray I will never iron again!
Chances are, I'd never again wear another garmet what needs ironing.
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sweet jesus, this is a thing of beauty.
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This strip is so bizare I can't stop thinking about it. Those trousers man. Ray is hella ironing 10' of trousers.
~Paul
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It just occured to me, Ray has 10' of ironing board. The cat has everything.
~Paul
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Wasn't this a Kids In The Hall sketch?
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It just occured to me, Ray has 10' of ironing board. The cat has everything.
~Paul
No Paul, No. He does not have anyone to do his ironing for him. This is sad.
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That is just a regular sized human ironing board that Ray picked up at a garage sale.
BUT HE IS A LITTLE CAT SO IT LOOKS LARGER THAN IT IS
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That is just a regular sized human ironing board that Ray picked up at a garage sale.
BUT HE IS A LITTLE CAT SO IT LOOKS LARGER THAN IT IS
Dear lord, Jough is right!
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Maybe he's Ironing Chris' slacks/trousers/pantalones.
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Maybe he's Ironing Chris' slacks/trousers/pantalones.
Must you ruin my image of Ray on stilts?
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When I was (a lot) younger, my smaller brother used to wet the bed. He was a little old for this behavior so my other brothers and I, being as young and naive to our hurtful words as we were, would mack him for this. One of our favorite games was to come up with secret code-names for his shameful habit and let the drop unexpectantly into conversation in public, and expecially when he was around one of his friends.
One of these code-phrases was extra-looooooooooong-#####. With extra emphasis on the "long" part.
This strip made me think of that, which I haven't thought of in probably 15 years. It makes me feel like calling him and apologizing for those years of torture.
Achewood......bringing families together since 2001.
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When I was (a lot) younger, my smaller brother used to wet the bed. He was a little old for this behavior so my other brothers and I, being as young and naive to our hurtful words as we were, would mack him for this. One of our favorite games was to come up with secret code-names for his shameful habit and let the drop unexpectantly into conversation in public, and expecially when he was around one of his friends.
What is the saddest thing ever? Pissing the bed after a wild night of hot drunken sex.
OK, so there was no hot drunken sex.
OK, OK, I made up the pissing the bed part too. His post just reminded me of a story a friend told me recently.
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The overall feel of this strip was so achewood in so many ways that i cannot put into words because i live in iowa where it is cold and we have only corn and pork to eat.
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I want to go home right now, don a turtleneck, and press on my cat's head.
She would immediately know who was doing it, though.
And also, she would not iron my #####.
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chris onstad is a bastard. i think this thread proves that.
if those were human #####, wouldn't they be a little wider? it seems like the dimensions still don't work.
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chris onstad is a bastard. i think this thread proves that.
if those were human ******, wouldn't they be a little wider? it seems like the dimensions still don't work.
You are new here.
I'm telling you. Ray. Stilts.
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I'd vote stilts, its just too easy to see Ray buying them off ebay, the stilts that is, and then getting special stilt ##### designer made.
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Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.
Meditate on that thought for a moment.
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Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.
Meditate on that thought for a moment.
I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.
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I should really just relax.
NEVER!!!!!!
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Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.
Meditate on that thought for a moment.
I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.
I just assume that Ray has the seat jacked up and then has some custom gas and break peddles he can reach. Or maybe he's so rich that things like scale don't apply to him.
I kind of see the whole thing as similar to asking "HEY IN THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE HOW COME ALL THE DECEPTICONS INCLUDING DEVESTATOR CAN FIT INTO ASTROTRAIN EVEN THOUGH HE IS MUCH SMALLER THAN DEVESTATOR?!"
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Or maybe he's so rich that things like scale don't apply to him.
This concept makes me feel fuzzy yet ill at ease.
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I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.
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Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.
Meditate on that thought for a moment.
I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.
It's also a good response to use in case Beatrice brings up penile size issues again.
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I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.
Bill Gates is Shadowcat?
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I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.
Bill Gates is Shadowcat?
fuck you, you've ruined my memories of adolescence.
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Thanks, man. Now I keep seeing him in that fuck*ng COSTUME. I guess I played right into that one, though.
Does Microsoft have any dealings with Lockheed?
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Thanks, man. Now I keep seeing him in that fuck*ng COSTUME. I guess I played right into that one, though.
Does Microsoft have any dealings with Lockheed?
Hey, at least the image isn't as bad as Steve Ballmer as Catwoman.
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I kinda like the idea that, if you become wealthy enough, physical laws no longer constrain you. Like, tomorrow, Bill Gates will find he can simply float through solid walls.
Bill Gates is Shadowcat?
fuck you, you've ruined my memories of adolescence.
I didn't even know he was jewish
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Thanks, man. Now I keep seeing him in that fuck*ng COSTUME. I guess I played right into that one, though.
Does Microsoft have any dealings with Lockheed?
Hey, at least the image isn't as bad as Steve Ballmer as Catwoman.
catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
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This comic just hit me when I was walking to dinner. I just suddenly thought "a cat played the banjo and Andy Rooney approved" and I just started laughing. I think that's my favorite kind of Achewood, the one that comes together several hours after you read it, without warning.
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.
i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.
also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.
i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.
also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?
Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.
i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.
also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?
Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
This conversation is off topic and must be MOVED AND LOCKED
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.
i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.
also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?
Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
This conversation is off topic and must be MOVED AND LOCKED
You're not the boss of me.
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Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
vaguely. dude/***** use to date scarlet witch?
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LET KITTY PRYDE RING!!
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Human trousers or cat trousers, the fact remains that Ray is using a cat-sized iron.
Meditate on that thought for a moment.
I've given up on the size issues. Plot aludes to a people-sized Escalade but in the drawings it looks cat-sized. I've decided to repeat to myself it's just a cartoon and that I should really just relax.
It's also a good response to use in case Beatrice brings up penile size issues again.
c*ck-sized issues? how big are those exactly?
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Well, you said they were "a good size," damn it!
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Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
vaguely. dude/##### use to date scarlet witch?
Indeed. When he had emotions he was green and red but when they were stripped from him he turned all white.
I think the evil version was from one of the Infinity wars when there was an evil doppelganger of everybody. Captain America's was 2x lame.
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Well, you said they were "a good size," damn it!
indeed. all of them. wonderful sizes.
So I just read over the first few Onstad posts...
(Fri Oct 01, 2004) Wow, it's like seeing Jesus at church!
Yeah. It reallly really is. THIS IS A MOJOR FORUMS FIRST MOMENT FOR ME! I've never been so close to the same page as Onstad. Gush gush gush...
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NEW IMPORTANT FORUM RULE PLZ READ:
When Bobby says a thread is ready to be moved/locked, it probably won't be.
So there.
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.
i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.
also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?
Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
This conversation is off topic and must be MOVED AND LOCKED
You're not the boss of me.
Is there a comprehension threshhold for quote-embedment?
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Is there a comprehension threshhold for quote-embedment?
Oh dear.
~Paul
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NEW IMPORTANT FORUM RULE PLZ READ:
When Bobby says a thread is ready to be moved/locked, it probably won't be.
So there.
DONT MAKE ME BUST OUT THE WESLEY WILLIS LYRICS
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.
i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.
also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?
Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
This conversation is off topic and must be MOVED AND LOCKED
You're not the boss of me.
Is there a comprehension threshhold for quote-embedment?
¿Que?
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catwoman, shmatwoman, KITTY PRYDE WOULD KICK HER ASS IF SHE COULD STAY CORPEREAL LONG ENOUGH TO USE HER FOOT TO ENACT PHYSICS!
Should could always go evil Vision on her ass. Kitty could phase her hand, stick it through Catwoman's throat, then solidify it. Now that is fuck*ng badass.
MY FAVORITE ERA OF KITTY PRYDE WAS WHEN SHE WAS STUCK PHASED, ALAS THE UNTOUCHABLE INNOCENCE OF A YOUNG WOMAN WITH A SMALL DRAGON COMPANION.
i don't know, but it just seemed more appropriate all caps.
also, what is evil Vision on her ass mean?
Remember Vision from the Avengers who could also pass through solid matter (and shoot lasers from his eyes)? There was an evil version of him who used to do what I described above. Or at least threaten to, with the Comics Code he probably never actually killed anybody that way.
This conversation is off topic and must be MOVED AND LOCKED
You're not the boss of me.
Is there a comprehension threshhold for quote-embedment?
¿Que?
I'm sorry, but in this case once (http://achewood.plagiarist.com/viewtopic.php?t=198&start=25) is enough.