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Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on February 25, 2005, 12:38:21 am

What the title says. (http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4173501)

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Nabubrush on February 25, 2005, 02:28:09 am

A) That doesn't say much for her sweetheart's accuracy if, given four targets, he can do no better than slashing her.

B) All I see is a reference to a cleaver - no axe at all. Must have been a slow news day.

Also, this (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/itm_img/AA9580.jpg) is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Golfhaus on February 25, 2005, 03:00:02 am

Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"

Also, this (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/itm_img/AA9580.jpg) is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.

Remember kids, it's only ten months until Christmas!

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on February 25, 2005, 03:09:05 am

Quote from: "Golfhaus"

Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"

Also, this (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/itm_img/AA9580.jpg) is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.

Remember kids, it's only ten months until Christmas!

I plan to buy several hundred of mine and resell it as "My First Prison Bitch."

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Golfhaus on February 25, 2005, 03:58:35 am

At $1100, though, it's pretty expensive. If you're gonna spend that kind of loot, you might as well just go all out with a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/).

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: AlohaDawg on February 25, 2005, 06:26:45 am

This one's cheaper if you swing that way (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/item.cfm?sction=2&sbsection=11&category=13&itemid=418)

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on February 25, 2005, 06:35:41 am

Quote from: "AlohaDawg"

This one's cheaper if you swing that way (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/item.cfm?sction=2&sbsection=11&category=13&itemid=418)

I dunno. it doesn't have the class of Seymour Butts.

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: St_Zartan on February 25, 2005, 06:46:18 am

TONIGHT: ARMSTRONG MEDICAL XXXPOSED

Bobby's Seymour Butts Wound Care Simulator (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/item.cfm?sction=2&sbsection=11&category=13&itemid=2208): $295 (plus optional $59 for carrying case)

AD's Prostate Exam Simulator (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/item.cfm?sction=2&sbsection=11&category=13&itemid=418), including four separate prostate glands ("one benign ... and three stages of prostatic carcinoma"): $715

The moral? EXTRA FOR KINK

I'm Saint Zartan, and this has been The Streetwise Consumer.

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: V-Adore on February 25, 2005, 07:28:50 am

I love how, in the prostate-gland picture, the doctors look every bit as plastic as the fake prostate-containing torso thing. Possibly even moreso.

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Golfhaus on February 25, 2005, 04:13:52 pm

Quote from: "V-Adore"

I love how, in the prostate-gland picture, the doctors look every bit as plastic as the fake prostate-containing torso thing. Possibly even moreso.

Yeah, my first thought was, "Hey, it's like a medical version of the Beastie Boys' video for 'Sabotage'."

EDIT: And what the hell is that one doctor holding? Is that an EGG?

Title: Best spontaneous subway axe fight ever
Post by: Nabubrush on February 25, 2005, 05:38:49 pm

Quote from: "St_Zartan"

TONIGHT: ARMSTRONG MEDICAL XXXPOSED

Bobby's Seymour Butts Wound Care Simulator (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/item.cfm?sction=2&sbsection=11&category=13&itemid=2208): $295 (plus optional $59 for carrying case)

AD's Prostate Exam Simulator (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/item.cfm?sction=2&sbsection=11&category=13&itemid=418), including four separate prostate glands ("one benign ... and three stages of prostatic carcinoma"): $715

The moral? EXTRA FOR KINK

I'm Saint Zartan, and this has been The Streetwise Consumer.

Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"

Also, this (http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/itm_img/AA9580.jpg) is kind of fun, but not as much as yours.

To be fair, I think mine is posed in the most realistic, romantic fashion. It's lounging!