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Trivial Pursuits => Wild Card => Topic started by: Nabubrush on February 27, 2005, 11:42:40 pm

Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Nabubrush on February 27, 2005, 11:42:40 pm: nabubrush
n. an outrageous or pretty person.
"Reggie, can I see your nabubrush?" "Sure you can, Kelly."

From this (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang).

Unfortunately, there's also this:

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Nabubrushosis.
Cause: hot weather

Symptoms: premature greying, wing growth, lumps

Cure: take four potions of extra healing before going to bed.

Aqui (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi).
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: jough on February 28, 2005, 12:30:44 am: Congratulations! You are suffering from
Jough's Disorder.

Cause: poor dental hygiene

Symptoms: watery eyes, excessive gullibility, occasional déjà vu

Cure: sleep
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: wombat on February 28, 2005, 12:33:11 am: Oh great. My disease is incurable till I get a job.

Congratulations! You are suffering from
Wombat's Syndrome.

Cause: natural sign of ageing

Symptoms: night terrors, levitation, pointy ears

Cure: take a day off work
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: andalucia on February 28, 2005, 12:41:17 am: Quote from: "stupid site for jerks"
andalucia
adj. not beautiful.
"I say, what happened? Your scooter is andalucia!"

however,

Quote
Good lord! You are suffering from
Andaluciaosis.

Cause: influence of the Devil

Symptoms: shrunken head, jaw dislocation, vague paralysis

Cure: take two leeches a day until it goes away

damn straight.
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: slink on February 28, 2005, 12:49:45 am: Jadranko's Lurgy.

Cause: allergy to air

Symptoms: occasional bad poetry, gargling, finger pain

Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream

&

Slink
adj. addicted to shoes.
"That child is so Slink!"
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Golfhaus on February 28, 2005, 01:32:22 am: Quote
Golfhaus
interj. informal apology.
"That was your pet animal I tried to inject drugs into? Golfhaus, Shana."

Weak. Boo. Maybe the next will be better.

Quote
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Golfhaus' Syndrome.

Cause: cursed Japanese video
Symptoms: sudden guilt, colour blindness, premature greying
Cure: bleach

Hey, I'm all for anything that calls for drinking bleach! Someone toss me the Clorox!
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: sjlimmer on February 28, 2005, 01:39:42 am: Quote
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Limmer's Lurgy.

Cause: too much sleep

Symptoms: excessive swarms of bees, stigmata, grimacing

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

Too much sleep. If only I were so lucky. But I'd been wondering about the stigmata.....
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Nabubrush on February 28, 2005, 01:49:58 am: sj, those are some brutal symptoms. I don't see how you could be getting too much sleep, what with the swarms of bees and all.
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: wombat on February 28, 2005, 02:27:49 am: Quote from: "Asherdan"

OffTopic: Hey Wombat, we can be non-employeed buddies and stuff!

What? Is this recent?

I actually had a job for a week and a half, like last week, but it was so horrible that I quit. Perhaps that counts as taking a whole lot of days off work?
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Bozack on February 28, 2005, 03:03:54 am: bozack
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Jose, shall we sell some school?" "Bozack!"

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Bozack's Syndrome.

Cause: viral

Symptoms: mild feverishness, swarms of bees, extreme suicidal thoughts

Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: AlohaDawg on February 28, 2005, 04:47:14 am: Bad luck! You are suffering from
AlohaDawg's Lurgy.

Cause: bad air

Symptoms: iris colour-changes, mildly inability to turn neck, occasional fangs

Cure: click heels together three times

Eh?

AlohaDawg
adj. carrying a teacher.
"I say, do you think I'm AlohaDawg?"

That don't make no sense.
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: jough on February 28, 2005, 05:00:57 am: Quote from: "Teen Slang Dictionary"
Jough
adj. not colourful.
"Do you like my pet animal, Jose?" "Yeah, it's Jough."
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: jough on February 28, 2005, 05:03:35 am: Quote from: "Teen Slang"
Jough Dempsey
n. 1. a disco. 2. chart music.
"Sally, that Jough Dempsey is so high-quality!"
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Limmo on February 28, 2005, 05:10:29 am: Limmo
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the Limmo, Frank?"

Sounds about right.
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Max on February 28, 2005, 07:29:59 pm: Congratulations! You are suffering from
Maxosis.
Cause: lack of sleep

Symptoms: spontaneous combustion, euphoria, slightly impaired hearing, gastrointestinal bleeding

Cure: drink seven cups of tea every day before meals
----
jesus christ
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Gimpson on February 28, 2005, 07:31:39 pm: Gimpson
n. a collective or quantitative noun for LSD.
"Nigel, that's a whole Gimpson of LSD!"
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: slink on February 28, 2005, 07:57:34 pm: Quote from: "Gimpson"
Gimpson
n. a collective or quantitative noun for LSD.
"Nigel, that's a whole Gimpson of LSD!"

Next time I take anything, I shall refer to it as a Gimpson's worth...
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: arkabee on March 01, 2005, 12:48:22 am: wow, this is like reading a chinese fortune cookie fortune, only less fun.

arkabee
adj. illegal but not sexy.
"Jose is, like, so arkabee."

(no, i'm not bitter).
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Nabubrush on March 01, 2005, 01:32:00 am: Quote from: "arkabee"
wow, this is like reading a chinese fortune cookie fortune, only less fun.

arkabee
adj. illegal but not sexy.
"Jose is, like, so arkabee."

(no, i'm not bitter).

Sorry, Ark. I had pretty high hopes for yours.
Title: Only because my name amused me
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on March 01, 2005, 08:29:16 pm: You'd better sit down. You are suffering from Carlositis.

Cause: monkey bite

Symptoms: turning to stone, American accent, headaches, extreme photophobia

Cure: bleach