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Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on May 02, 2005, 06:27:00 am
ze ##### go floop; or hay camarones en mis pantalones
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: robot_roll_call on May 02, 2005, 06:42:01 am
I love how much it freaks out Lyle and Todd.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: toddster on May 02, 2005, 07:30:56 am
Is this the first time we've seen Cornelius swear since he wasn't afraid of the fuck*ng poilce?
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: miles on May 02, 2005, 07:42:27 am
In the eighth and ninth panels Teodor looks like a stuffed animal.  A not alive stuffed animal.

Like one with bottlecaps spewing forth and eyes popping open when you kick it.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: EgoSumNoah on May 02, 2005, 11:35:13 am
Gilmore girls or, apparently, porn with Victorian-esque captions.  That would be damned amusing.  Maybe it would find a new demographic in the porn-watching world.  Like D&D kids and old people.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Beatrice on May 02, 2005, 12:46:04 pm
whoa have we ever seen the side of Teodor so blatantly displayed in panel 11?  ah, mine eyes!

Edit: AND BOTH HALVES OF TEN!  it moves with gravity, man.  it is alive more than any stuffed animal i've ever known.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: toddster on May 02, 2005, 12:57:40 pm
Quote from: "Beatrice"
whoa have we ever seen the side of Teodor so blatantly displayed in panel 11?


Ohhh, we sure have. (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01252002)
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: foolio on May 02, 2005, 01:07:24 pm
love the alt-text
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: mrchee on May 02, 2005, 01:41:09 pm
the best part is Lyle's line:

"I dont like kicking asleep dudes asses, but I'll do it!  I know how!"

Kicking asleep dudes asses is now a learned skill
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: CortJstr on May 02, 2005, 01:52:50 pm
You people are missing the point here: Mr. Bear identified Breast Attack on Fuck Mountain just by briefly looking at the screen. He knows his porn.

I didn't even know he still had that job.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Turbo Ninja on May 02, 2005, 02:14:31 pm
Quote from: "CortJstr"

I didn't even know he still had that job.


Would YOU quit that job if it were yours, Cort?  WOULD YOU?!?
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: St_Zartan on May 02, 2005, 02:17:43 pm
Quote from: "mrchee"
Kicking asleep dudes asses is now a learned skill


You've never heard of  F.A.T.A.L. (http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html), have you?
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: CortJstr on May 02, 2005, 02:34:54 pm
Quote from: "Turbo Ninja"
Quote from: "CortJstr"
I didn't even know he still had that job.

Would YOU quit that job if it were yours, Cort?  WOULD YOU?!?

It would be tough but you gotta leave before you get all jaded. If you stay in the world for too long you end up requiring 6 girls in leather with strap-ons doing reverse jack-hammer just to get excited and that will ruin your love-life.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Beatrice on May 02, 2005, 03:46:03 pm
Quote from: "toddster"
Quote from: "Beatrice"
whoa have we ever seen the side of Teodor so blatantly displayed in panel 11?


Ohhh, we sure have. (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01252002)


Indeed.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: V-Adore on May 02, 2005, 05:07:51 pm
Quote from: "St_Zartan"
Quote from: "mrchee"
Kicking asleep dudes asses is now a learned skill


You've never heard of  F.A.T.A.L. (http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html), have you?

Once again, Zartan wins the internet. Quick, roll for urination!

And why has nobody commented on the beautifully over-the-top alt text yet? I love the "recap of thing nobody possibly cared about" bit. Also, Lyle's rambling about IMPORTED reward beer.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Bozack on May 02, 2005, 05:51:17 pm
Quote from: "CortJstr"
If you stay in the world for too long you end up requiring 6 girls in leather with strap-ons doing reverse jack-hammer just to get excited and that will ruin your love-life.

Yeah, if you're not already getting that all the time anyways.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Bobby Isosceles on May 02, 2005, 05:55:42 pm
Quote from: "Bozack"
Quote from: "CortJstr"
If you stay in the world for too long you end up requiring 6 girls in leather with strap-ons doing reverse jack-hammer just to get excited and that will ruin your love-life.

Yeah, if you're not already getting that all the time anyways.


Yeah, Beatrice, that bitch!

Oh ... too soon?
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Beatrice on May 02, 2005, 06:05:04 pm
Quote from: "Bobby Isosceles"
Quote from: "Bozack"
Quote from: "CortJstr"
If you stay in the world for too long you end up requiring 6 girls in leather with strap-ons doing reverse jack-hammer just to get excited and that will ruin your love-life.

Yeah, if you're not already getting that all the time anyways.


Yeah, Beatrice, that bitch!

Oh ... too soon?


he said the strap-on was never big enough.  i just couldn't perform to his standards.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: miles on May 02, 2005, 06:44:31 pm
Quote from: "V-Adore"
And why has nobody commented on the beautifully over-the-top alt text yet? I love the "recap of thing nobody possibly cared about" bit.


Quote from: "foolio"
love the alt-text


I liked it, but I hated it at first.  I was annoyed because I read really slowly in the morning and the bubble disappeared twice before I could finish it.

And Lyle really was in top form.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Noah on May 03, 2005, 01:03:34 am
man, i totally love it when teodor has pupils
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: starlight on May 03, 2005, 02:59:34 am
Yay to Lyle inadvertantly saving him, eh?

Though I was oh so looking forward to a heaven storyline again... ah well.

Perhaps more hijinks are on the way!
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: Turbo Ninja on May 03, 2005, 04:40:42 pm
Quote from: "starlight"

Though I was oh so looking forward to a heaven storyline again... ah well.


Do not forget that it was Lie Bot who forecasted Teodor's death.  You can't trust that damn Lie Bot as far as you can throw him.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: ferocious j on May 03, 2005, 08:58:55 pm
I was kind of hoping for a translation (or even a transliteration) of "diis aliter visum" in this thread, you guys.
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: antioch on May 03, 2005, 10:19:32 pm
"God decided otherwise", Latin
Title: 5/2/05 -- diis aliter visum
Post by: ferocious j on May 04, 2005, 06:19:25 pm
EXCELLENT

Thank you.