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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: lloyd on May 05, 2005, 09:52:14 am
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Ray, dressed as Einstein, cooking and doing the universal signifier (!) of insincere cunnilingus - there's a lovely mental image for you.
There can be no doubt that he thinks that he's channeling Einstein doing that.
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Good to see that Teodor is fully recovered from his near death experience.
And Ray is obviously cooking an egg sandwich. Is he going with scrambled or fried I wonder.
~Paul
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Ray, dressed as Einstein, cooking and doing the universal signifier (!) of insincere cunnilingus - there's a lovely mental image for you.
There can be no doubt that he thinks that he's channeling Einstein doing that.
Indeed he very well may be:
(http://www.stanford.edu/dept/physics/old/Images/einstein.funny.jpg)
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Wow, Einstein was a MESS!
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I know he's a cat and all but Ray has a really long tongue.
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I heard Einstein has a closet full of the exact same thong so he doesn't waste any brain power trying to figure out which one to wear.
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Thank you for making the title the only worthy phrase just so I don't have to bitch about it.
On the expression front, I like how Beef and Teodor seem to be proto-wincing even before the insincere cunnilingus comes -- after all, at this point they should only expect it from Ray. The wince itself is pretty classic, too.
Do you think Ray's sexual frustration is coming out? After all, Einstein wasn't so lucky with the ladies himself (well, lucky perhaps, but none too skilled).
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Do you think Ray's sexual frustration is coming out? After all, Einstein wasn't so lucky with the ladies himself (well, lucky perhaps, but none too skilled).
I think it's less of a skill issue for Einstein, and more of a self-confidence issue.
I'd imagine your confidence level would drop after dropping the Love Bomb on the ladies and dealing with Waterhead Baby Fallout.
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Do you think Ray's sexual frustration is coming out? After all, Einstein wasn't so lucky with the ladies himself (well, lucky perhaps, but none too skilled).
I think it's less of a skill issue for Einstein, and more of a self-confidence issue.
I'd imagine your confidence level would drop after dropping the Love Bomb on the ladies and dealing with Waterhead Baby Fallout.
I dunno, even after that whole thing he seemed to have a certain amount of confidence with the ladies, just not the skill to stay with any of them. Or maybe he was just a sexy physics dilettante.
Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.
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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.
You must have - must have - realized that there are several ways to interpret this, and they are all TOTALLY GROSS
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I like how Teodor didn't ask, but rather stated "Really."
And Beef and T waiting for Ray's response, and all he could come up with was "Screw you guys."
That's funny shit.
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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately.
Tina's ears are burning.
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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.
You must have - must have - realized that there are several ways to interpret this, and they are all TOTALLY GROSS
This is harsh but fair. I REGRET NOTHING
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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.
You must have - must have - realized that there are several ways to interpret this, and they are all TOTALLY GROSS
This is harsh but fair. I REGRET NOTHING
Sometimes a cat in a thong is just a cat in a thong.
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See, here I figured that Ray's tongue business was already a reference to that picture of Einstein with his tongue out that's all over posters and postcards and posts (Perry Parallelogram's for example) and Beef and Teodor were wincing because they knew that Ray was going to combine it with his cunnilingus hand thing. Why did they know this? Because that picture is the sum total of what Ray actually knows about Einstein and he's been making that face all goddamn day.
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I think it has been well-established that Richard Feynman was the sexiest of theoretical physicists.
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See, here I figured that Ray's tongue business was already a reference to that picture of Einstein with his tongue out that's all over posters and postcards and posts (Perry Parallelogram's for example) and Beef and Teodor were wincing because they knew that Ray was going to combine it with his cunnilingus hand thing. Why did they know this? Because that picture is the sum total of what Ray actually knows about Einstein and he's been making that face all goddamn day.
There is no following this post, people. Let's just admit it.
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I like how "seemed" is split in panel 2.
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See, here I figured that Ray's tongue business was already a reference to that picture of Einstein with his tongue out that's all over posters and postcards and posts (Perry Parallelogram's for example) and Beef and Teodor were wincing because they knew that Ray was going to combine it with his cunnilingus hand thing. Why did they know this? Because that picture is the sum total of what Ray actually knows about Einstein and he's been making that face all goddamn day.
There is no following this post, people. Let's just admit it.
I dunno. I felt the need to share the revelation I had that Ray performs cunnilingus with the same barbed tongue he uses to lick his asshole clean.
That can't be fun for the lady.
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See, here I figured that Ray's tongue business was already a reference to that picture of Einstein with his tongue out that's all over posters and postcards and posts (Perry Parallelogram's for example) and Beef and Teodor were wincing because they knew that Ray was going to combine it with his cunnilingus hand thing. Why did they know this? Because that picture is the sum total of what Ray actually knows about Einstein and he's been making that face all goddamn day.
There is no following this post, people. Let's just admit it.
I dunno. I felt the need to share the revelation I had that Ray performs cunnilingus with the same barbed tongue he uses to lick his asshole clean.
That can't be fun for the lady.
I didn't think it was cats' tongues that were barbed. Gosh, I wish someone around here was more familar with feline anatomy and could tell me precisely which piece of a cat is barbed...
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Gosh, I wish someone around here was more familar with feline anatomy and could tell me precisely which piece of a cat is barbed...
Remember me? I'm the kid that had a report due on space...
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See, here I figured that Ray's tongue business was already a reference to that picture of Einstein with his tongue out that's all over posters and postcards and posts (Perry Parallelogram's for example) and Beef and Teodor were wincing because they knew that Ray was going to combine it with his cunnilingus hand thing. Why did they know this? Because that picture is the sum total of what Ray actually knows about Einstein and he's been making that face all goddamn day.
There is no following this post, people. Let's just admit it.
I dunno. I felt the need to share the revelation I had that Ray performs cunnilingus with the same barbed tongue he uses to lick his asshole clean.
That can't be fun for the lady.
I didn't think it was cats' tongues that were barbed. Gosh, I wish someone around here was more familar with feline anatomy and could tell me precisely which piece of a cat is barbed...
The c*ck is overtly barbed. The tongue has little backwards-facing barbs (this is why a cat's tongue feels rough as opposed to the dog's tongue). These rasps -- should I have called it a rasped tongue? -- help to scoop debris out of the fur, as well as gather fur which is falling out, hence hairballs.
I certainly wouldn't want a tongue that is barbed or rasped in my hoo-hoo, were I an anthropomorphic female cat.
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Anyway! Ray needs to get laid. Like, really desperately. Onstad, I'm giving you a Meaningful Look right now.
You must have - must have - realized that there are several ways to interpret this, and they are all TOTALLY GROSS
This is harsh but fair. I REGRET NOTHING
Home Wrecker.
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The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus has put a slight hurtin' on my mad Ray-crush; but just slight, mind you. Sigh, if only I were an anthropomorphic lady-cat instead of a feline...o...po...morphic(?) cat-lady...
P.S. - Va is right, though, Feynman is hell of hottttt
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Ray, dressed as Einstein, cooking and doing the universal signifier (!) of insincere cunnilingus - there's a lovely mental image for you.
how is it a mental image if it's already been drawn for you in comic strip form?
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The little hooks on a cat's tongue are called papillae.
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Ray, dressed as Einstein, cooking and doing the universal signifier (!) of insincere cunnilingus - there's a lovely mental image for you.
how is it a mental image if it's already been drawn for you in comic strp form?
I guess it's a mental image after you look at the strip.
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The question this raises for me is what is the universal signifier of sincere cunnilingus?
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The question this raises for me is what is the universal signifier of sincere cunnilingus?
You hold your hand in such a way that it looks like a smiling lady and a man with a sore fraenum.
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This is possibly one of my all time favourites already, just for Ray in the background. His expression and the floppy hair sure does it for me.
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Normally I would lock this thread, but I can't really say this is "off-topic."
So, go on. You pervos.
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Speaking of Einstein:
I watched a bit of "Back to the Future" (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10302001) tonight, during a study break, which lasted from 4 PM to 1 AM, and turned on the feature that scrolls little animated pieces of information across the screen.
Well, get this. Turns out that Doc's dog Einstein is named after none other than Albert Einstein! Albert fuck*ng Einstein! This whole time I thought the movie was about bagels.
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Damn, Ash hits the boards with a vengeance.
You tell him.
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FURIOUS ASHERDAN
This is all.
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I'm hoping that the egg sandwich Ray's putting together has some, like, quantum properties, or is a singularity or something. Wacky adventures, etc.
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Damn, Asherdan musta took the brown acid.
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I am furious. Furious that the best 'stad can gin up over 2 weekdays and a weekend is Ray in a wig combining Einstein and Tony Montana.
Woop-de-doodle catflop.
I liked achewood better before 'stad boned its putrescent corpse.
PS. BRING BACK SHITS IN THE BED