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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: BatzRadio on May 13, 2005, 12:55:48 pm
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Sure, this one's a toss-off. But it seems like it's a lot of good one-liners that just didn't fit into any of the comics.
Or maybe couldn't be stretched out into their own comic context.
Still, It's like getting a week's worth of quotables in a day. And that's pretty good! Yeah!
EDIT TO FIXING THE THREAD TITLE: Low quality gifs strike again!
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Won't somebody please think of the hats!
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What does that even mean?!
Hee hee hee!
Oh the wonder of being five years old - you get all sorts of wondrous facts stuck under your scalp (among your scallops?) just long enough for you to wonder intensely for a few minutes, then on to the next thing!
Oh, the wonder of being five: No Tomatoes.
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I know what I'm doing this afternoon.
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What does that even mean?!
Hee hee hee!
Oh the wonder of being five years old - you get all sorts of wondrous facts stuck under your scalp (among your scallops?) just long enough for you to wonder intensely for a few minutes, then on to the next thing!
Oh, the wonder of being five: No Tomatoes.
I said goofy things when I was five. For instance, I tried having a conversation with a fern plant.
But still, my own inspired silliness, goofy facts, and such things were nowhere on the level of what Philippe has picked up so far in life.
I guess it's all in the company you keep.
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This is good stuff. Also, I wonder if Onstad has been browsing the Modern Humorist Archives: http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0008/zoomy/index.cfm
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Don't look at fat people! They know what you're up to.
I think that cracks me up the most out of all of these, but I love them all. Philippe-isms are always great fun in my head.
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I think that cracks me up the most out of all of these, but I love them all. Philippe-isms are always great fun in my head.
Oh, that reminds me of Homosexuals (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02272004), definitely my favourite Philippe-ism.
Where are you now, Homosexuals? I've been through three elections since I saw you last... Come back!
(oh, and that's the American, Danish and English elections - in all cases the war-mongering party-in-power stayed in power. Homosexuals could well have made a difference, that's for sure).
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Am I the only retard who read that as a "person with a damaged ear"?
It made sense to me.
I wonder what scallops brains (or whatever CNS tissue they have) taste like. Human flesh?
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Am I the only retard who read that as a "person with a damaged ear"?
It made sense to me.
That's how I read it too. In fact, why would a person with a damaged car need to stay close to a song announcer? Is it maybe a typo?
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Am I the only retard who read that as a "person with a damaged ear"?
It made sense to me.
That's how I read it too. In fact, why would a person with a damaged car need to stay close to a song announcer? Is it maybe a typo?
I had to hold up a magnifying glass to my monitor to verify it. But it is fixed now. Yes.
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I am almost certain it is actually "damaged ear," but the subject is quaint enough that it's staying as it is.
Anyway, speaking as a verified Fat Person, Philippe is right. We know.
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for some reason i imagined mitch hedberg reading all of this and it totally worked
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for some reason i imagined mitch hedberg reading all of this and it totally worked
Well great. I was laughing, but now I am depressed.
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A similar line to "What does that even mean?!" appears in mr. Bear's May 7th blog. Corneleus again has trouble coming to terms with MILF: "whatever that means." The old aloof and young innocents all fall to the mighty swears of young bears.
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Item! Someone's been reading Jackie Harvey!